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  1. dankgesang

    Brian Kelly Revisited (RIP BOZO)

    Hallelujah, imo. Holy shit.
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    Brian Kelly Revisited (RIP BOZO)

    All the CYA language is really unseemly, man. Better imo to have the courage of your convictions and if you think they're going to roll, say they're going to roll and be done with it. You'll be wrong, because your coach is a four-flushing, front-running, carpetbagging, underhanded wankstain who...
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    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    Christ they have two tomato cans before us, nevermind he's going to be on the field for sure.
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    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    Somebody on texags or somewhere was talking about it as a misdemeanor. Is there really such thing as misdemeanor leaving the scene of a $20k accident?
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    Sept 13 | Texas A&M

    O/U games suspended 1.5
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    SEC Open Thread

    Anyway the important thing is that it's all about him, how his life is at stake here, how crazy it is that he has put himself in a position where these kids can blow it for him. Just a world historical douche. And spare me "it's one line out of context/edited/whatever". Imagine MF saying that...
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    Brian Kelly Revisited (RIP BOZO)

    I think you would have been shocked and dismayed at how average even that year two offense would have looked in an all-the-marbles situation against elite competition that had ample time to prep for him. Brian is a chump. Barring insane upset luck that gives him semifinal and final matchups...
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    Who's Next? - 2026 Edition

    Did you ever know that you're my hero?
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    Who's Next? - 2026 Edition

    Do we keep an actual updated master list of potential commits with the latest vibe report/blurb anywhere on here?
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    ND Defensive Coordinator search- 2025

    What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is going on in this thread
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    Chad Bowden to USC

    One of you sports finances dorks (affectionate) enthrall me with your acumen: how do the operating revenues of a blue blood college football team and an NFL franchise compare?
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    '26 NC DE Ebenezer Ewetade (Notre Dame Verbal)

    Yeah the difference in being elite or not is a fine line and Bama is going to have to start hitting on some trickier evals to get back to that level.
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    ND Defensive Coordinator search- 2025

    Also didn't help Bob that he was crazier than two rats fucking in a wool sock. Actually I think that's "hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." Anyway, the point is Bob Diaco is like what you would get if Weyland Yutani put their entire android R&D budget into hair.
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    Legend of Ty Chan

    I heard he wrote Jim Valvano's 1993 speech at the espys
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    '21 IL OG Pat Coogan (Notre Dame Signee)

    That would be some dire shit if true, and I don't think the tweet is sufficient to even speculate as such.
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    Jan 20 | National Championship

    It would be more accurate to say that we did blood magic using a possessed Howdy Doody doll, who then broke into a million pieces and barfed everywhere, after which we didn't do anything on offense until we were losing 28-7 and the OSU defense started giving away yards in exchange for clock...
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    FSU vs ND 1993 Full game

    Dad had been taking me to games since I was five or so but this was the first season I was fully geeked out of my own accord. Rudy came out like two weeks before this and by the time FSU came to South Bend I was essentially in the middle of an unending ecstatic mania. The morning of Nov. 13 I...
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