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Yes. I'm sure the line has moved substantially due to Hold-Me-I'm-Irish emotional hedge, if nothing else.

I no longer want to go to the playoffs

Side note is anyone else getting Patton Oswalt here

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It's this, in my opinion. A lot of the NIL stuff comes out in the wash. We're probably recruiting above historical norms head-to-head vs some teams, and others have gained on us relatively. What the large majority of these kids at the top end want to do more than anything else is win, and be led...

Lane meets a few of the prerequisite conditions for being a successful college HC: bright monomaniacal borderline sociopathic workaholic Things the modern HC also needs, that he lacks: any sort of gravitas, whatsoever at least the semblance of/ability to convincingly fake character...

Yeah I have always agreed with Pinkett that you need some "bad citizens" on your team but this dude is different. No thanks.

Cringing so hard my eyeballs turn into diamonds.

That tweet is digital garbage.

They call it "loco soaking".

I don't know enough ball to say either way, but I don't think it's that crazy for people to maintain that Denbrock has benefited more than any OC in recent memory from generational talent buoying up his best looking efforts.

These assholes made Jason Garrett sound like Howard Cosell

If I never hear this Lurch MF voice again in my life it will be soon

I think a lot of the ire aimed at color commentators is overstated but literally every new sentence out of Brockweiler's mouth is dumber than the last. It's breathtaking.

Crowd noise bringing back memories of COVID sports. And the first ten minutes of 28 Days Later.

I understand this take, obviously. As you note it's the operating paradigm of almost every major sport. But I grew up preferring college football because it was different, and within that not a little because the idea at least was that the national champion was the best the team in the country...

Only give me two hours in the silent presence of Mike Mickens and I too will become a productive NFL defensive back.

It's convoluted as hell (but yeah as you mention if Aggie and Alabama win this week they'll play each other.) https://www.rollbamaroll.com/alabama-crimson-tide-football/77008/alabama-football-2025-sec-tiebreakers-explained

Same thing happened near us, 2002 vs Michigan. We were way up in s.119, right after Walton picked off Navarre to seal it an older guy a few seats over had a heart attack.

I did a four month internship at a winery that was a big enough deal to have the attention of wine Twitter and wine forums and shit (yes this exists) and while I worked there I read those forums, which themselves were populated by industry insiders and wine journos etc sort of analogous to this...