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oh goddammit he had just gotten my attention

I wonder what the day to day is like for someone like Vernon. The coaches have surely at this point told him that if he wants minutes he needs to get in the portal, but he's just like nah I'm actually here to get my degree and play for Notre Dame.

This is the most classless post I have ever seen that caused me to pee my pants a little

I'm not going to put such evil into print, but I will say today's events have caused me to imagine a set of circumstances that would finally and unequivocally result in my never watching another college football game in my miserable life.

About to PR my "ignore thread" time

I'm obviously not posting from a better place than anyone else on here today, but just to add to the shitpile I'll say that though the style was very different I got the same feeling watching Bevacqua on ESPN yesterday that I did years ago when people were circulating that motivational speech...

Guy is just born on another level. Weird to look ar a high school kid and KNOW you're seeing Kyle Hamilton but that's what this is. Gotta take advantage of the years we have him.

If you dont think Alabama deserves to be in after seeing Ty simpson run around the backfield like a dangerously ADHD seven year old on a leash, what are even doing here

Committee bylaw 2.3.ee: any double pass in the fourth quarter grants instant access to the playoff for the team on offense.

Imagining a world where play-by-play guys just did play-by-play, and color commentators restricted themselves to providing commentary on the gameplay aspects of what they were watching, drawing from their personal football expertise. I have never in my life wanted to know what America's dumbest...

Because fifty-five days ago Pat Kraft was in a room snorting Adderall and talking (screaming at a mirror) himself into the idea that Penn State was done fucking settling and was going to fucking choose between Kalen fucking Deboer or (as much as it fuckin pains him to say it you guys) Marcus...

I personally am having trouble believing a person named Kason Krebs could commit a lewd act.

Yes, yes. I left Talanoa Ili over on the mantelpiece.

Man you're 100% correct there and anyway the truth is, after all this time, I still don't think I'm ready to know.

The actual worst of the worst, and that's saying a lot. Makes Urban Meyer look like Ara Parseghian. Makes Lane Kiffin look like Mother Teresa.

Although it occurs to me now that I don't actually know what Devonte did.

Needed italics, that's on me.