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johnnykillz
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I was only trying to figure out if this place sold lingerie. For dudes. Don't ask questions.
I didn't have enough cranberry juice on me to make it inside.
I was only trying to figure out if this place sold lingerie. For dudes. Don't ask questions.
Just a few off my list to whet your whistle:
Snooki
Just a few off my list to whet your whistle:
Ice-T
Rerun
Joey Lawrence
Leif Garrett
John Forbes Nash
John Paul II
Snooki
You ****ers are way too Big League.
I have met no one famous.
But then again, I live in the vastly un-populated regions of the southwest US.
I met a bad *** horny toad.
I met Buck Owen's grandson and drank a ton of beer with him. Dave Owens was my crew boss at the JAC/WFAP in Sacramento. He also hailed from Bakersfield, like his grandfather.
I'm fourth cousins with Glen Campbell. I was actually related to his late wife. Billie Jean.
I brained Kendra Wilkinson's husband in highschool football.
I am fairly good buddies with Cody Ross of the Boston Red Sox, former NLCS MVP and World Champion San Fran Giants. "Ross is boss."
And I tebowed in front of a "Tebow's" store in the Amarillo Mall last Thursday.
Pics are inbound... lol.
This is funny on a few different levels. Obviously because you brained him. But possibly even funnier is that you don't even call him by his name even though he is in the NFL hahah just kendra wilkinson's husband lol
Colt McCoy - waited on him at IHOP
Wilford Brimley (of the Diabeetus fame) - Waited on him at IHOP too
Steve Yzerman
Niklas Lidstrom - played against his son in a hockey game, got his autograph on my jersey afterwards
Does anyone else now picture OMM sitting in his study surrounded by leather bound books, wall mounts of exotic african animals, in a highback leather chair, wearing a smoking jacket and an ascot, smoking a pipe and sipping brandy?
I nominate him as "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
OMG OMG OMG! I envy you so much I hope to one day meet him he's responsible for creating many things that have led to happiness in my life. I need more details on that, man, excelsior!
NDSouthwest and JohnnyKillz may have met the most interesting man in the world... but they didn't answer cell phones at the Sun Bowl...
stay thirsty my friends.
Off the top of my head:
Robert Plant
Nicole Kidman
Mclovin from super bad (who knows his name)
Jack White
Allison Kraus
Ludacris
Jack Black
Vince Young
Chris Johnson
Eddie George
Kevin Bacon
Peyton Manning
Lil Jon
Ying Yang Twins
Philip Fulmer
Lane and Layla Kiffin
Oh and I was at a red light stopped next to jay z and beyonce when they passed through my home town on the way to bonarroo. They waved back to me.
NDSouthwest and JohnnyKillz may have met the most interesting man in the world... but they didn't answer cell phones at the Sun Bowl...
stay thirsty my friends.
People of note I have just met but haven't really talked to other than hello and other pleasantries:
* Magic Johnson - my fav all-time athlete
* Montel (that talk show dude)
* Lindsay Lohan (she was already wayyyyyy too skinny and drugged out by then)
* Michael Clark Douglas (that dude from the Green Mile)
* Arnold Schwarzenegger
* Kobe Bryant's wife (too much make-up, extremely stuck-up but was nice to my wife and me. Her 4 million dollar forgive-me-for-cheating-on-you ring from Kobe is friggin' gaudy)
* The cast of Malcom in the Middle. I actually talked for a while to the famous kid from that show who is a HUGE Clippers fan. This was like 8-9 years ago when the Clippers sucked. He and I watched some of the game together at a restaurant while the cast was in the back at a party.
* Jenny McCarthy at her absolute apex. I went on that MTV game show Singled Out and got to meet her before hand. Smoking hot.
***My friends used to work at a bar/club in Burbank, which might as well be the "C" level capital of the actor's universe, so I've been lucky enough to meet all kinds of B and C level actors, guys like Screech (****) and Mario Lopez (HORRIBLE tipper) and people I've seen on shows but have no idea what their names are.
* In h.s., I went out with one of those girls on the montage at the beginning of the Wedding Crashers, before she got a breast job. She was already a skank but she would only make-out with me that night b/c she was still with her boyfriend and they were just in a big fight. Plus he was insane and I'm glad i never went out with her again, for my own safety LOL.
Athletes I have actually had real conversations with:
* Justin Tuck (went to his wedding)
* Ryan Grant (at Justin Tuck's wedding)
* Pat Haden (several times - a friend works for him at USC; one of the greatest human beings I have ever met)
* Mike Golic (was much nicer to my wife than me!)
* Derrick Mayes (phenemonal guy, vaulted to the top of my favorite ND athletes)
* Oscar de la Hoya (from the same neighborhood of where I used to work)
* Nick Perry (future 1st/2nd round pick from the Trogans; really cool guy who had a lot in common with my wife in regards to where they grew up. Nice kid!)
* Tons more USC players over the years, guys like Joe McKnight, George Uko (going to be a beast this year), Marquise Lee, Brandon Hance, Matt Kalil, etc etc.
* Lakers - Byron Scott, Orlando Woolridge, Michael Cooper (at different times, all because I worked with inner-city youth and we used to go to charity events)
* Ronnie Lott (showed me his unbelievably large Super Bowl ring)
* Rick Neuheisal
* John Lackey (at a bar after an Angels game - that dude can drink!)
* Several Dodgers out on the town, especially Russell Martin, Odalis Perez, and Rafael Furcal; 3 more guys who love the nightlife, and would go to the same bars/clubs as me buddies and I in Alhambra, CA.
* Several baseball players - Jim Edmonds (he of the insane over-the-head diving catch vs the Royals), Kirk Gibson (great guy, when I was 10 he gave me his baseball cap before an Angels game on my birthday, during that magical 1984 baseball season of theirs, which i promptly wore to school every day and eventually ruined and lost), Mark Kotsay in Las Vegas.
* My brother is a famous skater so I've met several famous skaters like Lance Mountain, Paul Rodriguez, Chad Muska, etc.
* The girl from Soul Surfer (the real one, not the actress). Sat behind her on a flight and we struck up a conversation. Man, she's cute and she's got a banging body. Also EXTREMELY sweet.
* GOIRISH - baller at Valpo!
Looking at my list, it sucks compared to guys who have met really interesting people...
Nicole Kidman