If you had a recruiting profile, what would it say?

[BobD]

Here's mine:

BobD.
Optimist and Ocassional Jackass / Tight End and never a Wide Receiver.
California
Continuation School

Ht: 6'2"
Wt: 2_ _ lbs * and losing!
40: sub 3 minutes

Rankings:
The Food Network: Overall #1
International Beer Drinkers Assoc.: Overall #1
Golf Channel: Overall #659,804
ESPN: Overall # ...who cares its ESPN.

Offers:
Open/TBD

 

[Grahambo]

04' NJ S/CB Ryan Graham (USMC Signee)

04' NJ S/CB Ryan Graham (USMC Signee)

Safety
Toms River, NJ
Toms River East

Ht: 5'9
Wt: 180
40: 4.65

Rankings:
Marines: *****
Navy: *****
Army: *****
Air Force: *****

Offers:
Marine Corps: COMMITTED (12/6/04)
Navy (Not the academy)
Air Force
Army
National Guard
Coast Guard

 

[ACamp1900]

98' CA WR/CB/Playa ACamp (Offer)

98' CA WR/CB/Playa ACamp (Offer)

98' CA WR/DB/Playa ACamp (Offer)

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Playa Victoville, CA.
VictorValley High School

Ht: 6'1"
Wt: 185
40: 4.45
Playa of the year: 1998, 99, 04

Rankings:
Keri: *****
Shannon: *****
Krystal: *****
Debbi: ****1/2 .... (She was a bitch)
Ashley:*****

Offers:
Mrs. NDinLA
Mrs. HCTI
Mrs. BGIF
TerryTate (weird)
Mrs. JohnnyKillz
committed to Mrs. ACamp in 2008

 

[ACamp1900]

awesome thread idea... lol

 

[BobD]

98' CA WR/DB/Playa ACamp (Offer)

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Playa Victoville, CA.
VictorValley High School

Ht: 6'1"
Wt: 185
40: 4.45
Playa of the year: 1998, 99, 04

Rankings:
Keri: *****
Shannon: *****
Krystal: *****
Debbi: ****1/2 .... (She was a bitch)
Ashley:*****

Offers:
Mrs. NDinLA
Mrs. HCTI
Mrs. BGIF
Mrs. JohnnyKillz
committed to Mrs. ACamp June of 2008

LMAO! reps

 

[irishog77]

I don't put stock in rankings, nor recruiting profiles. I need to see the prospect live and up close.

(Wait a second, as I wrote that, I realized it sounds incredibly weird...plus, probably a little gay.)

ACamp-- were those committable offers? Did you take officials?

 

[johnnykillz]

'98 NM TE/LB/DT Johnnykillz (One-sided interest)

'98 NM TE/LB/DT Johnnykillz (One-sided interest)

TE/LB/DT
Carlsbad, NM
Carlsbad High School

Ht: 6'1"
Wt: 195
40: 4.75


Rankings:

Player was not rated. (Except in his mind: Consensus 5*)

Offers:
Mrs. Jackson (I'm Sorry [I am for real])
Army
Forest Service
BLM
City of Carlsbad Fire Department

 

[johnnykillz]

TE/LB/DT
Carlsbad, NM
Carlsbad High School

Ht: 6'1"
Wt: 195
40: 4.75


Rankings:

Player was not rated. (Except in his mind: Consensus 5*)

Offers:
Mrs. Jackson (I'm Sorry [I am for real])
Army
Forest Service
BLM
City of Carlsbad Fire Department

Student successfully passed ASVAB for his proposed MOS, infantry (lol), did the naked duck walk at MEPS, spread the cheeks for Indian doctor-guy as he carefully observed the mocha spokes.

However, upon initially reviewing medical issues on full-body exam, a previous laceration was observed on forehead of candidate (from a bar fight in Juarez. ). After receiving fax from Las Cruces Memorial, candidate was sworn in.

Two hours later, fax was more thoroughly reviewed and childhood asthma was noted.

A follow-up consult was set-up.

Candidate failed treadmill consult test, as inhalers aren't allowed in boot camp.

Previous sworn-in oath nixed.

(Apparently only the one prior to hopping on the bus to Basic is important.)

 

[johnnykillz]

Student successfully passed ASVAB, did the naked duck walk at MEPS, spread the cheeks for Indian doctor-guy as he carefully observed the mocha spokes.

However, upon initially reviewing medical issues on full-body exam, a previous laceration was observed on forehead of candidate (form a bar fight in Juarez. ). After receiving fax from Las Cruces Memorial, candidate was sworn in.

Two hours later, fax was more thoroughly reviewed and childhood asthma was noted.

A follow-up consult was set-up.

Candidate failed treadmill consult test, as inhalers aren't allowed in boot camp.

Previous sworn-in oath nixed.

(Apparently only the one prior to hopping on the bus to Basic is important.)

Candidate later accepted firefighting work with the BLM. Later transferred again, to Forest Service rappel ship.

Player never showed "real" committment.

Update:

Killz now weighs 240, has two kids, and a smoking hot wife.

His mullet is only rivaled by that of suspected JoePa hater "his name needs not be mentioned." Joe Dirt called and asked his secret to a perfect mane, to which he replied, ""Pert Plus." Oh yeah, and "Mane and Tail" every fourth month."

 

[irishog77]

A post, a self-quoted post, and then a self-quoted-quoted post...back to back to back (I can't use _peat because Pat Riley copyrighted that term).

Well done, Johnny, well done!

P.S. When I had a perfectly coiffured rat-tail, I used horse conditioner. It's great for manes of any sort.

 

[johnnykillz]

A post, a self-quoted post, and then a self-quoted-quoted post...back to back to back (I can't use _peat because Pat Riley copyrighted that term).

Well done, Johnny, well done!

P.S. When I had a perfectly coiffured rat-tail, I used horse conditioner. It's great for manes of any sort.

I'm diggin' the details.

Have you tried, "Tres Flores?"

The bomb.

Man, if my mane wasn't so silky, I'd poop all over the "Dapper Dan" boys with some "Tres"...

 

[irishog77]

Is "Dapper" what Clooney used in O Brother Where Art Thou?

"My hair..."

"Well ain't this place a geographical oddity-- 2 weeks from everywhere."

 

[johnnykillz]

Is "Dapper" what Clooney used in O Brother Where Art Thou?

"My hair..."

Indeed.

 

[BeauBenken]

'11 IN ATH Beau Benken

'11 IN ATH Beau Benken

Athlete
Muncie, Indiana
Muncie Central

Ht: 5'9"
Wt: 165
40: 4.75
First Team All-Backyard (Unanimous selection)
Received votes in first annual IE awards (but didn't win squat)

Rankings:
You have to be joking lol

Offers:
Preferred Walk-on (Everywhere)

 

[BobD]

Athlete
Muncie, Indiana
Muncie Central

Ht: 5'9"
Wt: 165
40: 4.75
First Team All-Backyard (Unanimous selection)
Received votes in first annual IE awards (but didn't win squat)

Rankings:
You have to be joking lol

Offers:
Preferred Walk-on (Everywhere)

I hope we get this kid but he looks more like 5' 6". Is there an in home scheduled yet?

 

[IrishJayhawk]

IrishJayhawk

Student, singer, and overall good guy.
ILB/OG
Not Very Good HS

Ht: 5'10"
Wt: 175 lbs
Marathon PR: 3:46

Rankings:
#1 in my wife's heart

Offers:
None that I'm aware of.

 

[johnnykillz]

I hope we get this kid but he looks more like 5' 6". Is there an in home scheduled yet?

LMAO!