I love good quotes!

[BeauBenken]

"**** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" Bill O'Riley

"Pain is temporary. It may last for a minute, an hour, a day, or even a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take it's place. If I quit, however, it will last forever...At the end of pain is success."

"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away." - Alex Hitchins (cause I felt like I used the second one before)

 

[irishog77]

"My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus."

-James Buffett

 

[Rocky2820]

"I wasn't hired for my disposition."
-Greg Lloyd, Former Pittsburgh Steeler

 

[BobD]

"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results."~Winston Churchill

 

[Black Irish]

"As for England, the trouble today is that carrots are all the fashion. At home and abroad. We don't show teeth anymore-only gums."

Ian Fleming "From Russia With Love" 1957

Ed. Fleming/James Bond recognized the problems of a weak,soft, decaying society some 50 years prior to our present.

 

[4irishnation]

Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a ********** from Guatemala.” George Carlin

 

[4irishnation]

coc*sucker

 

[arahop]

Kenny Powers: "Just a man with a mind for victory, and an arm like a f*cking cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm."

 

[ACamp1900]

Not shifting through six pages to check if these have been used but classics they are...

"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."-- Ben Franklin

"I think myself that we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious." --Thomas Jefferson.


And thus sums up my philosophy on life...lol

 

[Irish YJ]

"I like big butts and I can not lie" - Mixalot, Sir

 

[Irish YJ]

"Now I gotta get back to this cougar and her mom that I brought home from the bar." - IRISHOG77

 

[BobD]

"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions." ~Alfred Adler

 

[irishog77]

"Now I gotta get back to this cougar and her mom that I brought home from the bar." - IRISHOG77

HA-- glad you at least omitted my tub o' lubricant line!

 

[Redbar]

Maybe, it's far too soon to tell... --Func Haus (my motto)

There are two dogs inside of us one good and one bad. Which one are we? The one we feed the most. --Native American proverb

I don't say these things because I believe in the 'brute' nature of man or that men must be brutalized to be combative. I believe in God and I believe in human decency. But I firmly believe that any man's finest hour-his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear-is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies on the field of battle-victorious. --excerpt from Vince Lombardi's What it takes to be No.1

 

[BobD]

"This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief of one dog."

Napoleon Bonaparte, on finding a dog beside the body of his dead master, licking his face and howling, on a moonlit field after a battle. Napoleon was haunted by this scene until his own death.

 

[BobD]

"The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime."~Babe Ruth

 

[BobD]

"Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story."~Casey Stengel

 

[BobD]

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."~Mark Twain

 

[BeauBenken]

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."~Mark Twain

SO much truth to that quote.

Haters gonna hate.

 

[military_irish]

If a man has talent and can't use it, he's failed. If he uses only half of it, he has partly failed. If he uses the whole of it, he has succeeded, and won a satisfaction and triumph few men ever know.
--Thomas Wolfe--

 

[Mr. Larson]

"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." ~Knute Rockne


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Was just going through this thread to make sure I wasn't double posting a quote, and I've gotta say this post looks absolutely hilarious with your new gif sig.

 

[NYMIKE6]

"Don't eat yellow snow" ~ NyMike6

 

[Mr. Larson]

"Is very bad steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad."

-Pedro Cerrano

 

[FLDomer]

"You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a bulls a$$ but wouldn't you rather take the buthcer's word for it?"

-Big Tom Callahan

 

[NYMIKE6]

"Your language is offensive" ~Allen Garner

 

[BeauBenken]

"You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a bulls a$$ but wouldn't you rather take the buthcer's word for it?"

-Big Tom Callahan

I think I used that one already! haha

But maybe even better:

"You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by stickin' your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"

-Tommy Callahan

 

[FLDomer]

I think I used that one already! haha

But maybe even better:

"You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by stickin' your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"

-Tommy Callahan

Classic! Worth mentioning multiple times!!

 

[NYMIKE6]

"As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste." ~Dr. Gonzo

 

[NYMIKE6]

"Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes." ~ Raoul Duke.

 

[BobD]

"A man in love is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor