Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

[BeauBenken]

• Her sex tape
• Minute rice
• NBA Lockout
• Planning the wedding
• Michael Jordan's baseball career
• Justin Bieber's chest hair
• Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
• The 2011 East Coast earthquake
• An iPhone battery
• That pause Dora the Explorer does when she asks a question
• The Six Day War
• The life of a fly

Have more? I'd love to hear 'em. lol

 

[Sherm Sticky]

My um....you know

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

An epidsode of Robot Chicken...

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Ooo! Also:

Jay Leno's stint in prime time!

 

[Cali_domer]

Funny enough it was much longer than my first marriage. 2 weeks(I was 19).

 

[johnnykillz]

Things Longer than Kim's Marriage

Things Longer than Kim's Marriage

• My Wiener

(That's not necessarily saying a whole lot...)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It was a publicity stunt. By starting this thread, you are helping to ensure that said publicity stunt accomplishes its goal.

Don't let the Kardashians win. As with all other reality TV "stars", the only proper response is complete and utter apathy.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Lane Kiffin's whining about the officiating of the Stanford game.

 

[johnnykillz]

It was a publicity stunt. By starting this thread, you are helping to ensure that said publicity stunt accomplishes its goal.

Don't let the Kardashians win. As with all other reality TV "stars", the only proper response is complete and utter apathy.

STOP!

Hating is bad.

^
She's famous for this.

I like it. I like it a lot.

 

[BurningRiver]

the list of Cleveland championships in the last 50 years

the line for candy outside Casey Anthony's house on Halloween

 

[Veer option]

Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

The line of people who want to see the Kardashian's drown in buckets of their own excrement.

 

[Buster Bluth]

As with all other reality TV "stars", the only proper response is complete and utter apathy.

+10000000000

and reps.

 

[irishff1014]

ZING

 

[Whiskeyjack]

She's famous for this.

I like it. I like it a lot.

Then she should make a full-time move to porn so she can profit directly from her fappability.

As a celebutante, however, she merits intense apathy.

 

[GreatGolson]

The life of this thread

 

[BeauBenken]

Aside from her looks, I just enjoy the jokes. lol

Umm...the distance between two peoples heads that iPod earbuds can be shared.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Whiskeyjack's attention span while watching the Kardashians.

 

[military_irish]

Notre Dame's win streak

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

The amount of time after an ND player makes a bad play before people start blogging about how much better next year's recruit at that position will be.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Jordan Prestwood's enrollment at FSU!!!

 

[irishog77]

STOP!

Hating is bad.

^
She's famous for this.

I like it. I like it a lot.

Gah- I wish my plumber's crack looked like that! Maybe if he took off his toolbelt??

 

[WaveDomer]

The list of probable STDs that she has.
The line at the DMV.
The Dan Fogelberg song.
The movie Gandhi.
The line at Barnes and Noble when Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince came out at midnight.
The wait for Irish Envy to upload after losing to Michigan.
George O'Leary's coaching career at ND.

 

[irishog77]

David Perkins commitment to ND.

Too soon??

 

[TDHeysus]

The 2 Corey's Reality show

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

The 2 Corey's Reality show

Corey Haim WAS a bitch...

That is all.

 

[AdmiralBackhand]

OJ Simpson's Bronco ride.

 

[A Pac]

My patience for untalented whores.

 

[BurningRiver]

ND ones?

charlie weis's attention to defense
brady quinn's nfl career
jimmy clausen's mullet
the trip to the emergency room after a manti te'o hit

 

[connor_in]

My favorite part of all this was that she was concerned how the marriage would affect her career.

Her career as what? a** model?

 

[johnnykillz]

My favorite part of all this was that she was concerned how the marriage would affect her career.

Her career as what? a** model?

Her career of screwing random dudes.

Guy was slowing her down.