Phil Steele's Pre-Season Top 30

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BTW:

Pass me the green-a$$ pitcher of the good stuff.

I'll straight kill-it!

It's gonna happen.
 
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Johnny, I'll take the one on the right, you get the other two, (one has really fluid hips). WE WILL SHOW THEM SOMETHING!!

I don't think we'll be playing LSU in a BCS game because I think LSU will be in the championship game. They are absolutely stocked. We will be in a BCS game though.
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any fan who thinks ND should feel good about a matchup with LSU in in serious need of Kool Aide re-hab....


not saying we couldn't beat them... but com on...
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If you are referring to my comment. I am just tired of people acting that football isn't about combat. It is. And combat is about ****ing people up. Period.

And when you are in combat, you don't quit, turn tail or walk/run away from a fight. Yeah, you're going to lose some, but the victory should ring hollow because of the cost.

If you say you can beat me fine. Prove it. I just don't get into this intelectual stuff; mental masterbation about working out who beats who, who is faster, etc. It's all flawed logic because here is the most wonderful thing about college football: On a given day, anyone can beat anyone else. (That doesn't cheat and buy the championship.)

Really, sooner or later you get a team that doesn't give a **** about who is the top dog, and they just do it . . .
 
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Bogtrotter07 said:
Johnny, I'll take the one on the right, you get the other two, (one has really fluid hips). WE WILL SHOW THEM SOMETHING!!





If you are referring to my comment. I am just tired of people acting that football isn't about combat. It is. And combat is about ****ing people up. Period.

And when you are in combat, you don't quit, turn tail or walk/run away from a fight. Yeah, you're going to lose some, but the victory should ring hollow because of the cost.

If you say you can beat me fine. Prove it. I just don't get into this intelectual stuff; mental masterbation about working out who beats who, who is faster, etc. It's all flawed logic because here is the most wonderful thing about college football: On a given day, anyone can beat anyone else. (That doesn't cheat and buy the championship.)

Really, sooner or later you get a team that doesn't give a **** about who is the top dog, and they just do it . . .
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I cannot possibly add anything to this epic post.

This is a top 10 IE post.

Period.

Ever.

Since I've been here. (2009)
 
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I wish I hadn't learned years ago inanimate objects never lose.

I would smash something of little value.

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Bogtrotter07 said:
Johnny, I'll take the one on the right, you get the other two, (one has really fluid hips). WE WILL SHOW THEM SOMETHING!!





If you are referring to my comment. I am just tired of people acting that football isn't about combat. It is. And combat is about ****ing people up. Period.

And when you are in combat, you don't quit, turn tail or walk/run away from a fight. Yeah, you're going to lose some, but the victory should ring hollow because of the cost.

If you say you can beat me fine. Prove it. I just don't get into this intelectual stuff; mental masterbation about working out who beats who, who is faster, etc. It's all flawed logic because here is the most wonderful thing about college football: On a given day, anyone can beat anyone else. (That doesn't cheat and buy the championship.)

Really, sooner or later you get a team that doesn't give a **** about who is the top dog, and they just do it . . .
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....eh I guess your right.
 
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johnnykillz said:
Revelation 3:15

Revelation 3:16

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I had to look that up...bravo. Seriously, bravo. Take this oscar and we will delay our playing you off the stage as long as possible. Can I even rep you again? I did it just a second ago. You deserve it though.

Nope, I can't. I'll get around to you sometime though.
 
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OOOOHHHH! OMM just called you a hypocrite, Killz! You gonna take that?!

(That is called instigating. I learned it at my public school.) :)
 
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Actually, Beau, it was directed at you ... and your Mom told me that you needed it.

( that is called locker-room back-at-you. I learned it in the locker-room).
 
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Old Man Mike said:
Actually, Beau, it was directed at you ... and your Mom told me that you needed it.

( that is called locker-room back-at-you. I learned it in the locker-room).
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I the hypocrite?
 
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You know what Beau:

Thanks for the interference.

Point taken OMM. (Beau, comeone my man. He was writing to me.)

It's all good.

I chalk this up to my fault.
 
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Johnny, I'm just trying to teach the youngster locker-room 101 [as you know I am, and in fun]. He doesn't realize yet that when someone overloads your azz with his mouth, the ploy is to get "it" off your own back and onto his. Then, if he isn't hip enough, he takes it personally and makes a remark about himself. Without realizing what happened the conversation is suddenly about him and whatever "game" was going on is over. We need to get these young-uns smartened up on this stuff, or they'll take themselves too seriously. All in jest, Beau, truly. [remember, you started the "instigation" hmmmm]. And JohnTitan: heck I know you're not ragging me with that over-the-top biblical quote. That's why I gave you an equally over-the-top one back.

Oh, AND WITH GREAT SERIOUSNESS [note somber music stage left]: MARK 6:11 !!! Yep, serious, :).

p.s. note that this is my 1424th post --- a number with absolutely no significance.
 
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lol Here I go getting schooled again! Well done OMM, you got me good. I perhaps wasn't as flustered as my post lead on, but nonetheless I was confused. :eek:grin: You're a tricky one. Always posting rather serious comments or outtakes and then you turn around and post something as lighthearted as this!
 
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IEs great strength is that it has people like Neutered and dshans who lighten things up on a regular basis. I would have never begun regularly posting if it had not been for them, ameliorating all the childish arguing trying to "win" some whacky unimportant contention. I do what I can. Note that Wooley's post above accomplished some of that same thing. The rule of a civil IE [and a more "fun" one] is not to take oneself too seriously, and to try to compliment the other guy, even when he doesn't always deserve it.
 
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Hair: Aquarius 1 – 6.

Reader's Digest Do-It-Yourself Manual 17: 1 – 8.
["The rip saw, designed to cut parallel to the grain ... "]
 
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Old Man Mike said:
IEs great strength is that it has people like Neutered and dshans who lighten things up on a regular basis. I would have never begun regularly posting if it had not been for them ...
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Golly. Gosh. Gee whiz. OMG (sniff-sniff ... honk) & WTF!

I'm honored. I'd like to thank my older brother for beating me up as a kid and all my classmates through the years who gave me **** because of my name (starts with "D," rhymes with "hick' and won't pass muster with current IE filters). They helped make me the wise-*** that I am.

Had I been a "Mike McCoy" ... who knows. I think of myself as more a Silver Surfer than a Hulk.

I'm just glad to have you "on board" for your wit, wisdom (from the hills of West Virginny) and the football wherewithal to add value to the mix.

It doesn't hurt my fawning admiration that you're even more ancient than I.
 
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That is going to be a bit high.
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Ya, definitely. Very curious to see where OSU is when the real Top 25s come out.

And Steele came out with his Pre-Season All-American Teams today. Floyd and Te'o are 2nd team, and Harrison Smith and Ruffer are 4th teamers.

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