The person below me (new game)

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I am sooo bored at work on Wednesdays so I thought I'd introduce a new game. All you have to do is start the sentence with "The person below me..." and then the next poster comments on what you said then writes their own. You guys have a great sense of humor so this can get pretty fun. I'll start it off...

The person below me is a closet USC fan...(d'oh!)

 

[MDewFiend]

The person below me is a closet USC fan...(d'oh!)

but then again what usc fan is not in the closet.


The person below me loves to

 

[Veer option]

The member below me loves to...

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

The person below me....

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

The person below me....

There is a "you-being-on-top" joke in there somewhere...

Haven't had my coffee yet!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

GoIrish!!! drank my "coffee", then he shot me. Just a flesh wound. The person below me likes sheep.

Wait.

What were we talking about?

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

GoIrish!!! drank my "coffee", then he shot me. Just a flesh wound. The person below me likes sheep.

Wait.

What were we talking about?

Oooooooo, I will get you yet deer! And I don't like sheep.

The person below me likes Justin Timberlake!

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

damn JT! the person below me smells puppy farts!

 

[Veer option]

Puppy farts are amazing


The member below me killed Bambi's mother and skinned Thumper

 

[ACamp1900]

Puppy farts are amazing


The member below me killed Bambi's mother and skinned Thumper

present!!!!


the clown below me touches himself to food network

 

[Veer option]

If touching myself to FN is wrong, I dont want to be right.





The person below me gives out vhandjobs for vbucks.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Beat me to it Veer...it took me a long time to write because I can only use one hand to type. Gots to gets me more vbucks cause I am a vwhore!

The person below me sleeps with a security blanket...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Mmmm Giada.

We interrupt this game to provide the following "below me" joke:

Alex Trebek: Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.
Sean Connery: Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.

On that note... the person below me be-lows me.

 

[Veer option]

Delicious


Person below me with a million dollars would do two chicks at the same time man.

 

[NDOM]

I aint touching this thread with a 10 foot pole. LOL. Therefore, I shall go toke. I may even take a shot of Jamison as well. I may even chase that with a black n blue (Guinness with Chambord)

 

[e34croak]

Delicious


Person below me with a million dollars would do two chicks at the same time man.

If ATL wins and these guys score over 180, I may in fact be worth a million..

The person below me eats the souls of strippers in Springfield, OR.

 

[Veer option]

If ATL wins and these guys score over 180, I may in fact be worth a million..

The person below me eats the souls of strippers in Springfield, OR.

The person above me is a moron and doesn't realize strippers have no souls.




The person below me likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

 

[johnnykillz]

I look like Shrek, and I love Pina Coladas... I wish it would rain.

The person below me has a blow up doll. Well, did have a blow up doll. Now it's merely a puff of it's former self.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Well that vwhore could not handle IT the person below me needs a bath

 

[Irish Insanity]

I in fact have a collection of blow up dolls.

The person below me has Bieber fever.

edit: damn I took to long posting

 

[Irish Man3]

Love the hair.

Person below me went on a date with Lane Kiffin and spent the night at his place.

 

[Irish Insanity]

searching for evidence he has hidden in his vault.

the person below me gives some damn good head!

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

and shoulder massages. The chicks love them.

The person below me shaves their back with a weed wacker.

 

[Irish Man3]

I like to trim for the summer.

The person below me sleeps with the Leppy at home games.

 

[military_irish]

Everyone needs to feel warmth

The person below me I think is looking through my window right now

 

[Veer option]

Your dinner looks delicious


The person below me has breeds cats and sells them to chinese resturants

 

[jason_h537]

I ****in hate cats

The person below made this video about Selena Gomez


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[Veer option]

Hes my grandpa and i did it for the youtube hits


The person below me gave Rebecca black the money to do her music video

 

[GreatGolson]

^she said it was for some Patron.
The person below me has a dysfunction of some sort

 

[WabashFalcon]

Double anus. It is a terrible, terrible disease.

The person below me is a fine individual with no major problems whatsoever.

Except for the fact that he/she drive a van with the worlds "Free Candy" etched on the side. We know. WE ALL KNOW.