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[NeuteredDoomer]

[I'd use my name, as in "He don't know ****," but the filter machine would undoubtedly kick in.]

Sigh, O.K. SirDishands. Let me show you how...

See !!!! run. See ???? chase. Did you notice my skillful and aggresive use of my ????? vs. my flaccid ****?

 

[mgriff]

You two better settle down, or I'm putting you in a home...

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

You two better settle down, or I'm putting you in a home...

You tell 'em Boss. Both of them. tko and OMM and tankjeep. Both of them.

 

[mgriff]

You tell 'em Boss. Both of them. tko and OMM and tankjeep. Both of them.

Well played, Sir.

 

[dshans]

You two better settle down, or I'm putting you in a home...

Hey! Am I one of the two you're threatening to put in a home??? If so, the Playboy Mansion is my home of choice.

I thank you in advance.

 

[BGIF]

Hey! Am I one of the two you're threatening to put in a home??? If so, the Playboy Mansion is my home of choice.

I thank you in advance.

Playboy Mansion?

Would would you do there besides have the bunnies whip the drool from your chin?

 

[dshans]

Playboy Mansion?

Would would you do there besides have the bunnies whip the drool from your chin?

You can be one mean spirited SOB when you want!!!

I'd rather they "whip" the "drool" from another of my body parts! Then I'd offer them a warm towel to wipe what "drool" couldn't be swallowed from THEIR chins. If Hef can do it, so can I – he's at least 10 years older than I. I don't have his money, I admit; or his caché, but a boy can dream, can't he?

I apologize for the vulgarity. I'm not really that kinda person and have all the respect in the world for women. It was just a "situational," "guy" thing.

 

[mgriff]

You can be one mean spirited SOB when you want!!!

I'd rather they "whip" the "drool" from another of my body parts!" Then I'd offer them a warm towel to wipe what "drool" couldn't be swallowed from THEIR chins. If Hef can do it, so can I – he's at least 10 years older than I. I don't have his money, I admit; or his caché, but a boy can dream, can't he?

I apologize for the vulgarity. I'm not really that kinda person and have all the respect in the world for women. It was just a "situational," "guy" thing.

Sir, you have handled the geriatric jokes from a few of us with class and unmatched humor. Terrific. +1 to you good Sir.

 

[dshans]

Sir, you have handled the geriatric jokes from a few of us with class and unmatched humor. Terrific. +1 to you good Sir.

Why thank you, you whippersnapper, you.

So you'll take it with huge grains of salt and a wry grin should I go off on (another) tongue-in-cheek, vulgarity laced assault on Diaper Domers (real and subway) who incessantly complain about Old Fart Alums, Ancient Townies and Reserved Business Guests who pay to fill the stadium bleachers and seem to be a buzz kill to those who find nothing better to do than scream their larynxes raw, pickle their livers and exacerbate their chrondomalacia by standing the entire game, including time-outs and half time?

Actually, that sounds like what I did this past season at the Utah game in a cold rain.

It was one helluva good time!!!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Playboy Mansion?

Would would you do there besides have the bunnies whip the drool from your chin?

Play with his wood wood. Maybe use the iron on the back nine.

 

[dshans]

Play with his wood wood. Maybe use the iron on the back nine.

You cheeky, sexy, cute herbivore, you, in spite of your overactive bladder and intestinal tract!

I'd probably opt for woods on the first few holes and go with irons once the woods got a bit slippery.

The putter I'd save for later rounds.

Oh, Lord, have I sunk this low on a public message board?!?!? Not up to par for me

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Wood wood you please remove the "no pooping" sign in front of your house, and the neighborhood watch activity? I am getting constipated and a bit bloated.

 

[dshans]

Wood wood you please remove the "no pooping" sign in front of your house, and the neighborhood watch activity? I am getting constipated and a bit bloated.

I'll remove the "No Pooping" sign, since your herbivore scat is actually beneficial to the grass, but I'll keep the Neighborhood Watch in place for your acidic pissing matches. It's bad for the Kentucky Blue Grass and the Zoysia. I don't even want to think about what your output does to Bermuda.

I'd love to have you swing by for a nice Frissé salad, some asparagus drizzled with a Hollandaise Sauce or an Eggplant Gratín. Hell, even a spicy Red Beans with Rice and Okra would good for the lawn when you pooped. But, BUT, But you'd probably ask for a glass of water, tea or beer; which means you'd probably also want to **** on my lawn, which would be counterproductive to my trying to live "green."

I have a few buckets around that I could provide if you'd be willing to use them. I could dilute your "output" with water and add it to the stew in my compost pile.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Whatever. I need to poop.

I'll take shot on your lawn.

I'm very sexy that way.