"Would You Rather?" Game

[Mr. McGibblets]

This game is where you ask a "Would you rather...". The first person answers it, and then asks their own "Would you rather.." question.


I am starting...


Would you rather have ND football win the National Championship once every 10 years and you have to get kicked in the balls everyday at 7AM for the rest of your life

OR

ND never reaches the National Championship and you get $1000 dollars per month for the rest of your life?

 

[Veer option]

How hard of a kick we talking here? A 53 yard Ruffer kick or a short legged midget kick?

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Hard enough to bring you to your knees. Vinitari as a sophomore in college.

 

[Veer option]

FFS man...that is a brutal way to start the day for the glory of one NC every decade.

To hell with it, Ill take a shot in the junk everyday for the Irish. Who needs kids and booze cures all.



My turn.

Would you rather,

Get sponged bathed by the entire U$C song girl troupe then get ganged tackled at the 50 yard line by the entire Trojan team every home game for four seasons.

or

Have to be the boyfriend (with all that entails) to the ugliest most obnoxiously foul girl student at Notre Dame for four years, but you get a free ND education.

 

[military_irish]

Hard to say because $1000 might not cover how much damage I do when I get angry during games.

And you never said I couldn't wear a cup, so I'll take the kick.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

FFS man...that is a brutal way to start the day for the glory of one NC every decade.

To hell with it, Ill take a shot in the junk everyday for the Irish. Who needs kids and booze cures all.



My turn.

Would you rather,

Get sponged bathed by the entire U$C song girl troupe then get ganged tackled at the 50 yard line by the entire Trojan team every home game for four seasons.

or


Have to be the boyfriend (with all that entails) to the ugliest most obnoxiously foul girl student at Notre Dame for four years, but you get a free ND education.

Ill take the free nd education and plow the awful girl.


Would you rather have to get paper cuts between your fingers 1 time every week

Or

Be forced to stub you toes on a wooden plank every morning (but your toes don't break).?

 

[BGIF]

This game is where you ask a "Would you rather...". The first person answers it, and then asks their own "Would you rather.." question.


I am starting...


Would you rather have ND football win the National Championship once every 10 years and you have to get kicked in the balls everyday at 7AM for the rest of your life

OR

ND never reaches the National Championship and you get $1000 dollars per month for the rest of your life?

Having lived the past 28 years 15 miles from the Southeast Conference Headquarters in the land of "The Missing Ring", I've been kicked in the balls every day and seen one ND NC in that time. ND will have to win one in 2011 AND 2012 for me just to break even.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Having lived the past 28 years 15 miles from the Southeast Conference Headquarters in the land of "The Missing Ring", I've been kicked in the balls every day and seen one ND NC in that time. ND will have to win one in 2011 AND 2012 for me just to break even.

hahaha. great call.

Now ask your own "Would you rather.."

or answer the above one

"Would you rather have to get paper cuts between your fingers 1 time every week

Or

Be forced to stub you toes on a wooden plank every morning (but your toes don't break).?"

 

[Veer option]

Give me the paper cuts


Would you rather,

Bang an ugly woman who is great in the sack

or

Bang an amazingly beautiful woman who is a dead fish in bed.

 

[BGIF]

Give me the paper cuts


Would you rather,

Bang an ugly woman who is great in the sack

or

Bang an amazingly beautiful woman who is a dead fish in bed.

Lights on or off?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I would rather have relations with my beautiful neighbor whose boobies are so full and bulbous and her legs are so perfect and...what were we talking about?

 

[GreatGolson]

Give me the paper cuts


Would you rather,

Bang an ugly woman who is great in the sack

or

Bang an amazingly beautiful woman who is a dead fish in bed.

Ill go with the dead fish on that one.
Would you rather have ND win multiple championships (3-4) with a group of thugs OR have never win another championship but be known for having smart gentlemen on and off the field

 

[Bubba]

Ill go with the dead fish on that one.
Would you rather have ND win multiple championships (3-4) with a group of thugs OR have never win another championship but be known for having smart gentlemen on and off the field

As much as I'd like even one championship, I'll stick with being classy and smart.




Would you rather...

Earn 7 figures in a job you despise and makes you feel like a deplorable human being?

or

Earn just enough to barely get by and like your job and feel good about yourself doing it?

 

[Veer option]

Earn 7 figures in a job you despise and makes you feel like a deplorable human being?
Basically you are a SEC coach.

Fixed*
Ill take the 7 figure job and crush the peasants under my boot heel.



Would you rather,

Own a top of the line sports car that gets terrible gas mileage but it is wickedly fun to drive.

or

A slow environmentally friendly car that is boring to drive but it saves the polar bears.

 

[Irish Man3]

Fixed*
Ill take the 7 figure job and crush the peasants under my boot heel.



Would you rather,

Own a top of the line sports car that gets terrible gas mileage but it is wickedly fun to drive.

or

A slow environmentally friendly car that is boring to drive but it saves the polar bears.

Ive never seen a polar bear so I'm going with the sports car.

Would you rather walk in on Lane Kiffin sleeping with your wife/girlfriend

or

spend a week having to give Matt Barkely a sponge bath?

 

[WabashFalcon]

Kiffen... so I can photograph/video tape it and then blackmail the ever living hell out of him.



Would you rather have the oppertunity to have "super fun happy sexy time" with Jessica Alba once... or having "super fun happy sexy time" with a butter face... an awful butter face... on the daily for a year?

 

[Irish Man3]

lights out w/ a butter face all yr long.

would you rather be the starting qb for 8 games as a freshman at ND and never play again

or

be the 2nd string qb on an NFL team for 10+ years?

 

[Nothingman]

2nd string NFL QB because of the financial security.

Over a four year span, would you rather have ND win 2 national championships while Michigan also wins two OR ND wins only 1 national championship but Fichigan is historically bad? Like 4 wins in 4 years bad.

 

[IrishinSyria]

Jessica Alba and I'd rather be 8 game starter at ND, because of the financial security.

Would you rather-

Be able to have sex with no fear of negative consequences (no STDs, unwanted pregnancies or other bits of unpleasantness) or eat with no fear of negative consequences (i.e. you never get fat and don't have to worry about health problems).

 

[BurningRiver]

2nd string NFL QB because of the financial security.

Over a four year span, would you rather have ND win 2 national championships while Michigan also wins two OR ND wins only 1 national championship but Fichigan is historically bad? Like 4 wins in 4 years bad.

I would rather split the four national titles with Michigan. I hate Michigan obviously but it would make for an even fiercer yearly rivalry between us which would make for great football

 

[InKellyITrust]

Ive never seen a polar bear so I'm going with the sports car.

Would you rather walk in on Lane Kiffin sleeping with your wife/girlfriend

or

spend a week having to give Matt Barkely a sponge bath?

I'd go with Kiffin. I couldn't give another man a sponge bath for a week. I would assume that Kiffin is better at telling someone how great he is in bed than actually performing well in bed.

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson?

or

Perform oral sex on Rosie O'Donnell?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

To ClevelandRocks and Dark Horse:

1 ND title and zero for BitchAgain.

Would you rather have pleasant relations with my extremely hot 21 year old vixen neighbor (Have I told you all about her?), or deal with the wrath of her bald headed angry 6'4" 250 pound athletic angry father who is always angry and so huge and angry all the damn time?

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Jessica Alba and I'd rather be 8 game starter at ND, because of the financial security.

Would you rather-

Be able to have sex with no fear of negative consequences (no STDs, unwanted pregnancies or other bits of unpleasantness) or eat with no fear of negative consequences (i.e. you never get fat and don't have to worry about health problems).

Ill take the eat whatever I want because If i were fit and in shape, Id have a better chance at those girls who most likely dont have STD's.


Would you have poison ivy in your groin area during the hot, summer months for the rest of your life

or

smell like old trash in a garbage truck for the rest of your life?

 

[A Pac]

I'd go with Kiffin. I couldn't give another man a sponge bath for a week. I would assume that Kiffin is better at telling someone how great he is in bed than actually performing well in bed.

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson?

or

Perform oral sex on Rosie O'Donnell?

I'll take the punch from Tyson. You couldn't get me drunk enough to touch Rosie O'Donnell.

Would you rather be married to a fat, ugly millionaire or a poor Brooklyn Decker who you could only have sex with/see naked once a year?

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

ugly millionaire and cheat on her like crazy! would u rather win back to back national championships in 11 &12 or win 3 over 12 years and that is all the NC we will ever get?

 

[A Pac]

ugly millionaire and cheat on her like crazy! would u rather win back to back national championships in 11 &12 or win 3 over 12 years and that is all the NC we will ever get?

Back to back with the potential for more.

Would you rather see U$C win a National Championship and never here about it from their fans or lose to U$C every year and get ragged on by their fans?

 

[Veer option]

Would you rather see U$C win a National Championship and never hear about it from their fans or lose to U$C every year and get ragged on by their fans?

I dont think its possible U$C fans never shut up, but to answer the question let them win a NC so we don't hear their yap.

Would you rather,

at 21, work your entire life to earn the gross total sum of 3 million dollars?

Or

at 21, receive 3 million dollars and that is all you make your entire life?

 

[A Pac]

I dont think its possible U$C fans never shut up, but to answer the question let them win a NC so we don't hear their yap.

Would you rather,

at 21, work your entire life to earn the gross total sum of 3 million dollars?

Or

at 21, receive 3 million dollars and that is all you make your entire life?

Take the money young and be careful with it.

Would you rather marry a supermodel and have to look at her grandmother naked during sex or marry a grand mother and get to look at a supermodel naked during sex?

 

[Veer option]

Take the money young and be careful with it.

Would you rather marry a supermodel and have to look at her grandmother naked during sex or marry a grand mother and get to look at a supermodel naked during sex?

Supermodel sex


Would you rather be Chuck Yeager or Charles Lindbergh?

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

I guess Chuck Yaeger. He seemed pretty diesel.


Would you rather be forced to use 56k dial-up modem for the rest of your life for all life activities involving a computer (including using IE at work)

or

the only alcoholic beverage you can have for the rest of you life is Olde English 800 24-ounce cans?