Dude, it's Saturday in May. In Los Angeles, it's 80 degrees and sunny. In every other part of the nation, people have been couped up for months on end, and now they are enjoying the better weather. And oh yeah...IT'S MAY. There won't be football for another 3 and a half months. There's only so many different ways to talk about how great ND is LOL.
I was about to post that the responses were kinda cold to a newbie, and I was going to say 'welcome aboard', but dude, your response was just as bad.
Chill...they were just messin' with you; if someone knows the answer you'll get it.
Welcome to the site, and sorry about the (bad?) jokes. Hope you keep posting (albeit with a much sunnier disposition)

Peace...