New IRISH UNIS?

NeuteredDoomer

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BestBIrish47 said:
This is a description behind the science of Notre Dames strange pants...

"Attend up the passion on your training with the adidas TECHFIT ™ Powerweb Sententious. TECHFIT™ Powerweb is adidas’ top invariable TECHFIT ™ goods. It improves society steadiness and position, while reducing muscle vibration though foremost compression.

In extension, strategically placed Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) power bands trade to trust in and remake the energy of an athlete’s gesticulation, which would normally be vanished, into increased scamper and power. Banding and compression improves cadaver do for effect and reduces muscle vibration. Enhances efficaciousness and reduces forcefulness detriment. Converts athlete’s verve into increased expeditiousness and power. "

To me they sounds like they can potentially do alot, I wish they wern't so damn hideous.
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Someone was paid to write that crap? Cadaver?
 
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BestBIrish47 said:
This is a description behind the science of Notre Dames strange pants...

"Attend up the passion on your training with the adidas TECHFIT ™ Powerweb Sententious. TECHFIT™ Powerweb is adidas’ top invariable TECHFIT ™ goods. It improves society steadiness and position, while reducing muscle vibration though foremost compression.

In extension, strategically placed Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) power bands trade to trust in and remake the energy of an athlete’s gesticulation, which would normally be vanished, into increased scamper and power. Banding and compression improves cadaver do for effect and reduces muscle vibration. Enhances efficaciousness and reduces forcefulness detriment. Converts athlete’s verve into increased expeditiousness and power. "

To me they sounds like they can potentially do alot, I wish they wern't so damn hideous.
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Wow, that's quite a claim!
 
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shouldn't MBECKHA have some commentary on this?
 
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BestBIrish47 said:
"Attend up the passion on your training with the adidas TECHFIT ™ Powerweb Sententious. TECHFIT™ Powerweb is adidas’ top invariable TECHFIT ™ goods. It improves society steadiness and position, while reducing muscle vibration though foremost compression.

In extension, strategically placed Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) power bands trade to trust in and remake the energy of an athlete’s gesticulation, which would normally be vanished, into increased scamper and power. Banding and compression improves cadaver do for effect and reduces muscle vibration. Enhances efficaciousness and reduces forcefulness detriment. Converts athlete’s verve into increased expeditiousness and power."
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Sounds like some someone in sales was given free reign with a list of words intended to give an air of profundity with little, if any, regard to rationality, clarity or lucidity. And paid by the word.

I'd have gone with a simple, easy to understand "exoskeletal neuromuscular enhancement raiment."
 
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that entire quote should have been given by a older english man, wearing a smoking jacket, smoking a pipe...with the old spice theme in the background..... I think I will paraphrase.... Addidas Techfit, they are supposed to do alot of shit, but somehow our engineers couldn't make them not look gayer than a football bat.
 
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I could use more scamper and way less forcefulness detriment, do you think Addidas has these in Condoms?
 
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ryno 24 said:
Not a big fan of the pants to modern for notre dame
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the pants look bad...

ACamp1900 said:
yeah I keep seeing these horrid pants but nothing of the ND... anyway I never thought I'd see the day when ND went the Oregon Ducks route and tried to ugly up the uni
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the pants are defintely bad.

wakeuptheechoes said:
I can live with the shirt. But the pants, I would say drop them, but I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.:joke:
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I didnt get the wrong idea....Clearly, you want a bunch of male college athletes to drop their pants.
 
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The current uniform has gone unchanged since Tyrone was here. It would be cool to see ND sport new unis symbolizing the start of a new era under Kelly.

Those pants are just garbage though. I think we should bring back the green, home and away.

And for the record, I think Oregon has awesome uniforms.
 
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BestBIrish47 said:
This is a description behind the science of Notre Dames strange pants...

"Attend up the passion on your training with the adidas TECHFIT ™ Powerweb Sententious. TECHFIT™ Powerweb is adidas’ top invariable TECHFIT ™ goods. It improves society steadiness and position, while reducing muscle vibration though foremost compression.

In extension, strategically placed Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) power bands trade to trust in and remake the energy of an athlete’s gesticulation, which would normally be vanished, into increased scamper and power. Banding and compression improves cadaver do for effect and reduces muscle vibration. Enhances efficaciousness and reduces forcefulness detriment. Converts athlete’s verve into increased expeditiousness and power. "

To me they sounds like they can potentially do alot, I wish they wern't so damn hideous.
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As BS as the marketing for these things sounds (and probably is), they are clearly intended to at least make the team THINK they have an advantage. You don't have to be a psychologist to know that if your team thinks they have an advantage then they probably do have an ACTUAL advantage. Anything that gives ND an advantage on the field, be it real or imagined, I am all for.
 
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F- all of this Uni talk.... Time to go punch someone in the mouth...Irish Style.
 
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the pants might looked good on some other team, like oregon could have all black with the swirls being yellow it could be apart of there 3000 different uniform combinations. but when its gold on gold it just looks funny. not that i'm a fashion designer or anything like that ha
 
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i actually like our practice jerseys. yeah they do stretch tradition but they are still adidas and not too flashy
 
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And a proper PA system. (regardless if you were being sarcastic or not)
 
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While we are at it sarcastic or not. New announcers?
 
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Uni's should stay the same. I dont know how many times we have had this conversation. The only change will likely be some new "technology" that Adidas is making the uniforms out of
 
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Uni's should stay the same. I dont know how many times we have had this conversation. The only change will likely be some new "technology" that Adidas is making the uniforms out of
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Trojan Proof Technology...???

Hell, I'd settle for Midshipmen Proof Technology.
 
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