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tankjeep · May 7, 2009

NeuteredDoomer said:
Let me get this straight:

You "want" to rep me but you won't.

O.K.

I've got this for you: I was at N.D. this weekend and learned all the inside information. I know what our record will be. I know what the scores will be.

But I aint gonna tell you. Bastage.

you fargin icehole!

tankjeep · May 7, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
By the way NDOM, I just there was something I had to vent to you about. What the fuck are your freakin Red Wings doing against the Ducks?!? HOLY HELL!!! I can't tolerate the mother f'ing Ducks going so far in the Stanley Cup playoffs again! I hate the Ducks! Red Wings should be pounding them into oblivion! C'mon NDOM, please reassure me the Wings will come back from a 2-1 deficit to win the series. I already have to put up with SC fans in this area, I can't take any more from Ducks fans too. Help me out here Bro. Your Wings had better come up big in games 4 and 5.

big red wings fan here, screw pronger and those ducks. goon hockey at it's best.

GO IRISH!!! · May 7, 2009

tankjeep said:
big red wings fan here, screw pronger and those ducks. goon hockey at it's best.

Screw Ducks fans too. Don't even understand the game half the time. Sitting there eating sushi and drinking chardonnay while blowing those dumb ass duck call things. I just hate them so much! Ducks fans didn't deserve a Stanley Cup!

Sureal · May 7, 2009

We go from no inside info on an inside information thread to a conversation about the Anaheim Ducks on the same thread.

Only on IE friends, only on IE...

Bubba · May 7, 2009

Maybe we could change the thread title to Inside Joke...

:whoknows:

IrishInFl · May 7, 2009

Hey, I'm too lazy to read previous posts, so whats up with this hockey talk? Besides the fact that Ovechkin will win it all!

NDOM · May 7, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
By the way NDOM, I just there was something I had to vent to you about. What the fuck are your freakin Red Wings doing against the Ducks?!? HOLY HELL!!! I can't tolerate the mother f'ing Ducks going so far in the Stanley Cup playoffs again! I hate the Ducks! Red Wings should be pounding them into oblivion! C'mon NDOM, please reassure me the Wings will come back from a 2-1 deficit to win the series. I already have to put up with SC fans in this area, I can't take any more from Ducks fans too. Help me out here Bro. Your Wings had better come up big in games 4 and 5.

They will come back. They have way too much leadership and depth AND experience to lose this series. Anaheim cant keep this up too much longer, they arent THAT good.

GOLDENISTHYTATE · May 7, 2009

IHateMarkMay said:
Call of Duty 4.. Best. Game. Ever.

Whats your handle? If it's on PS3 let's play man. COD4 makes it easier to wake up every morning. And man I killed Golden in my imagination last night

chyrspchuck · May 7, 2009

who plays cod4 on ps3? I didn't even know that existed.

ACamp1900 · May 7, 2009

jason_h537 said:
well we had put the fumblerooskie in the play book til someone informed us it was now illegal. i think thats why we were so bad the last two years.

But I hear we are keeping the standard "fumble play" in our playbook just in case Huhges runs the ball on a 1st and goal from the one inch line

GO IRISH!!! · May 7, 2009

NDOM said:
They will come back. They have way too much leadership and depth AND experience to lose this series. Anaheim cant keep this up too much longer, they arent THAT good.

Whew! Thanks man! I was really starting to worry. I just can't stand the Ducks and Ducks fans and everything associated with the Ducks. Ducks suck!!!!

NDOM · May 7, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
Whew! Thanks man! I was really starting to worry. I just can't stand the Ducks and Ducks fans and everything associated with the Ducks. Ducks suck!!!!

Take a hit of the Chronic and you will settle down. Ya might just get the munchies........You WILL get the munchies and you could go to your local chinese take out and order some Duck. LOL LOL LOL

NDinL.A. · May 7, 2009

NDOM said:
They will come back. They have way too much leadership and depth AND experience to lose this series. Anaheim cant keep this up too much longer, they arent THAT good.

I'm no hockey expert by any means, but this team is better than you're giving them credit for.

A: They won the Stanley Cup already for a reason. And there are plenty of guys still on the team with that have won a Cup.

B: They have big physical, good defenders.

C: They have a stud goaltender who is hot. Melrose called him the best left in the playoffs.

D. It's hockey, the hottest team, not the best team, frequently wins the Cup. Get behind a hot goalie and great things can happen.

Of course, as I'm writing this Detroit has a 2-1 lead in game 4, which proves my point that I'm an idiot and I should stick to things I know about, like, ummm, well, teaching 5th graders the virtues of being an ND fan over a USC fan...

OCIrish · May 7, 2009

Sureal said:
No, hell is breakfast without bacon.

No, you have it backwards, hell is breakfast with bacon!!!

Bubba · May 7, 2009

NDinL.A. said:
Of course, as I'm writing this Detroit has a 2-1 lead in game 4, which proves my point that I'm an idiot and I should stick to things I know about, like, ummm, well, teaching 5th graders the virtues of being an ND fan over a USC fan...

Thanks for being a teacher! It's teacher appreciation week, so I thought I'd say thanks to all the teachers on here. That includes Camper and Wabash... Not sure who else. If I missed anyone, its because I don't know you're a teacher, so thanks to you also!!

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." ~ Derek Bok

jason_h537 · May 8, 2009

ACamp1900 said:
But I hear we are keeping the standard "fumble play" in our playbook just in case Huhges runs the ball on a 1st and goal from the one inch line

damn that one hurt me

BGIF · May 8, 2009

ACamp1900 said:
But I hear we are keeping the standard "fumble play" in our playbook just in case Huhges runs the ball on a 1st and goal from the one inch line

Isn't that called "A Schwapp"?

NDOM · May 8, 2009

NDinL.A. said:
I'm no hockey expert by any means, but this team is better than you're giving them credit for.

A: They won the Stanley Cup already for a reason. And there are plenty of guys still on the team with that have won a Cup.

B: They have big physical, good defenders.

C: They have a stud goaltender who is hot. Melrose called him the best left in the playoffs.

D. It's hockey, the hottest team, not the best team, frequently wins the Cup. Get behind a hot goalie and great things can happen.

Of course, as I'm writing this Detroit has a 2-1 lead in game 4, which proves my point that I'm an idiot and I should stick to things I know about, like, ummm, well, teaching 5th graders the virtues of being an ND fan over a USC fan...

LOL

Sureal · May 8, 2009

OCIrish said:
No, you have it backwards, hell is breakfast with bacon!!!

How dare you speak against the virtues of the best meat on earth?

BLASPHEMY!!!

Bubba · May 8, 2009

GOOOO meat!!!

Stalking_Eagle · May 8, 2009

Sureal said:
How dare you speak against the virtues of the best meat on earth?

BLASPHEMY!!!

Honestly if you would wrap a turd in Bacon there is not much doubt in my mind I would eat it and ask for another.

Bubba · May 8, 2009

Stalking_Eagle said:
Honestly if you would wrap a turd in Bacon there is not much doubt in my mind I would eat it and ask for another.

Dude, that was funny...Disgusting, but funny!!

GO IRISH!!! · May 8, 2009

Stalking_Eagle said:
Honestly if you would wrap a turd in Bacon there is not much doubt in my mind I would eat it and ask for another.

I went to a nice restaurant close to my house where they make a salmon dish. The salmon is served on little pieces of toast and I don't know how the prepare it, but it tastes JUST LIKE bacon! No lie! If you were to close your eyes, you wouldn't know you are eating fish and not bacon.

Don't get me wrong, bacon is still the greatest food on the planet, but to get the same taste and not all the bad stuff is pretty cool.

Bacon is it's own food group!

Bubba · May 8, 2009

This might just be one of the best non-football related threads ever created.

Bubba · May 8, 2009

I put bacon in my potato salad...don't know why anyone wouldn't!

GO IRISH!!! · May 8, 2009

NDOM said:
LOL

Dude, took your advice and it helped settle me down a bit. Good to finally see the Wings playing good hockey. Watching Hiller get yanked was awesome! Wish Kopecky would have had a better bout with Beauchemin, but oh well, I will take a 6-3 win over the f'ing Ducks any day!!!!

Bubba · May 8, 2009

Just a last minute reminder for those who may have forgotten. Sunday is Mother's Day!

IHateMarkMay · May 8, 2009

GOLDENISTHYTATE said:
Whats your handle? If it's on PS3 let's play man. COD4 makes it easier to wake up every morning. And man I killed Golden in my imagination last night

I PM'ed it to you.

Stalking_Eagle · May 8, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
I went to a nice restaurant close to my house where they make a salmon dish. The salmon is served on little pieces of toast and I don't know how the prepare it, but it tastes JUST LIKE bacon! No lie! If you were to close your eyes, you wouldn't know you are eating fish and not bacon.

Don't get me wrong, bacon is still the greatest food on the planet, but to get the same taste and not all the bad stuff is pretty cool.

Bacon is it's own food group!

I'm sure they more than likely just cook the salmon in bacon grease, maybe even let it soak for a few minutes to marinate.

Stalking_Eagle · May 8, 2009

DiveRightIn said:
I put bacon in my potato salad...don't know why anyone wouldn't!

I store bacon in my underwear just incase...

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