A little levity in contrast to our usual political bickering.
A woman went into a bridal store and said she was getting married for the fourth time and wanted a wedding gown. The saleswoman asked her what style of dress she was looking for and the woman replied that she wanted a long, flowing, white lace dress with a veil. The saleswoman told her that that sort of wedding gown was more common for innocent brides, not those married several times before.
The woman replied that she was as pure and innocent as any bride ever. When the saleswoman asked how that was possible if she'd been married three times before, the woman explained that her first husband had gotten so stressed out from the wedding that he had a fatal heart attack just after the service before they'd even reached their hotel. She and her second husband had gotten into a huge argument in the limo shortly after leaving the church and had their marriage annulled.
"But what about your third marriage?" asked the saleswoman.
"Well," the woman replied, "he was a Democrat and all he did was sit on the side of the bed every night for four years and tell me how great things were going to be."