Horrible pickup lines that actually worked

[mlcspinner]

" You look desperate can I buy you a drink? "

 

[KamaraPolice]

" You look desperate can I buy you a drink? "

LMAO! that's funny stuff, reps.

 

[MirageSmack]

I had two I used, back when I drank, many moons ago. One worked, one didn't. To set these up, I am vertically challenged.

"So, you ever done it with a midget?"

And replying when asked my name, I said "Well, my name is Stephan, but my nickname is tri-pod."

Other than that, pick up lines were not my forte.

 

[fwirish24]

I am Mclovin
works every time

 

[Epitome]

This is no lie. My flight Christmas party was at this bar/restraunt called Fudpuckers in Destin fl. Well I got hammered and a couple of us stayed after to drink some more. To make a long story short, I went up to a group of people and took some guy's cowboy hat off his head and put it on mine, then proceeded to ask his wife and her friend if they like cowboys. No shit I was fighting 3 guys before I knew it. Luckily some of my friends where still there or it could of got pretty ugly for me. I don't remember this but my friends tell me that I kept saying " thats the stuff legends are made from" after the fight. So I don't recommend this approach.

 

[BDIrish4ever]

HERES MY PERSONAL FAVE:
You look at a girl and let her know to come to you by repetedly poining ur index finger at urself. Then when she comes over to you say " If i can make u come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with 5"

still think this one is the winner...

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Chicks dig foreign dudes. If I was single, I would go to a bar and tell some chicks I was Italian and speak some broken english. I give it at least a 25% chance of working.

 

[KamaraPolice]

Chicks dig foreign dudes. If I was single, I would go to a bar and tell some chicks I was Italian and speak some broken english. I give it at least a 25% chance of working.

i had a friend try that and he received this reply:

"who do you think you are, borat?"

and then she walked away :awesomewo

atleast he tried, I can be one for putting incredibly stupid ideas in peoples heads once we've had a couple to drink.

 

[IrishRamMan10]

still think this one is the winner...

ya taht guy who thought of that one must be some sorta boss

 

[SouthernIrish]

Chicks dig foreign dudes. If I was single, I would go to a bar and tell some chicks I was Italian and speak some broken english. I give it at least a 25% chance of working.

close. The hot accent now is Irish, Scottish or that South African accent Leo DiCaprio was using in Blood Diamond. Throw on a Man U or Celtic jersey to complete your scam

 

[KAPLAN]

Do you want to go one on one with the great one?
-The Rock

 

[NDChatt]

Do you want to go one on one with the great one?
-The Rock

First off, Kaplan welcome back.
Approach a girl look her in the eyes and then ask "Do you want a shot at the title?" It worked for one of my friends with a redneck chick.

 

[KAPLAN]

First off, Kaplan welcome back.
Approach a girl look her in the eyes and then ask "Do you want a shot at the title?" It worked for one of my friends with a redneck chick.

Thanks, Lost alot of V-Bucks by being out of town but I am back.

The word of the day is legs, spread the word.

 

[IrishinTN]

Okay, here's one. We gave my buddy ten bucks to walk up to some hot babes on the boardwalk in Jersey and say "I bet you $10 you can't give me the best head I ever had", only he screwed it up and said, "I'll bet you ten dollars I can't give you the best head you ever had...no, wait..." And the girls just thought he was funny and next thing you know, they were in our hotel room. That was a very long time ago.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Did he end up giving head that nite?

 

[IrishAlum1997]

"You have an amazing body, you obviously work out. Wanna go 12 rounds with the bald-headed champion?"

 

[Bubba]

This is no lie. My flight Christmas party was at this bar/restraunt called Fudpuckers in Destin fl. Well I got hammered and a couple of us stayed after to drink some more. To make a long story short, I went up to a group of people and took some guy's cowboy hat off his head and put it on mine, then proceeded to ask his wife and her friend if they like cowboys. No shit I was fighting 3 guys before I knew it. Luckily some of my friends where still there or it could of got pretty ugly for me. I don't remember this but my friends tell me that I kept saying " thats the stuff legends are made from" after the fight. So I don't recommend this approach.

ND=NC,

Are you a weapons troop or a crew chief?

 

[mlcspinner]

" Would you like to prove to me your a true blonde?"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Pull my finger.

 

[NDFan4Life]

Oldie but a goodie:

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Does the carpet match the curtains?"

 

[mlcspinner]

Are those real ?

 

[IrishinTN]

Did he end up giving head that nite?

Not to me, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Of course the rest of that story is that we were 19 (21 years ago) and after we got them back, found out they were 16, and we couldn't get them out fast enough after that. We were afraid someone's father was going to pay our room a visit.

 

[NDFan4Life]

"Your blue eyes are so blue that they remind me of the water in my toilet."

 

[notredomer23]

slob on my knob. it drives them crazy

 

[mlcspinner]

" Your drunk, I'm drunk, lets get it on."

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Not to me, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Of course the rest of that story is that we were 19 (21 years ago) and after we got them back, found out they were 16, and we couldn't get them out fast enough after that. We were afraid someone's father was going to pay our room a visit.

Did they look 21 and were 16...... or did they look 14, were 16, and you were hoping that:

a. nobody would find out
b. they might have been 18 (but a. you didn't care and b. you weren't gonna ask)
c. it would be over in 10 minutes, so why bother worrying at all?

 

[Bubba]

You're on my list of things to do tonight!

 

[IrishinTN]

Did they look 21 and were 16...... or did they look 14, were 16, and you were hoping that:

a. nobody would find out
b. they might have been 18 (but a. you didn't care and b. you weren't gonna ask)
c. it would be over in 10 minutes, so why bother worrying at all?

As best I can recall, they definitely looked older than 16, but we were only 19 so our age guages were off. But once one of them said so, they were out of there. We were crazy teenagers, but not stupid.

 

[NDboy15]

good stuff here