Clever, but this isn't the reason people on this board have gone torch and pitchfork on some of the coaches, and you know that. Al Golden is a lazy recruiter, Parker isn't calling the right plays (the screen passes are there, though, folks), Stuckey can't make Tobias great at football. Jackass penalties affect play calling when you have the bottom of your WR two deep out there and you can't stay on schedule because of pre snap flags. It's fixable and not terminal, it needs to improve, but it certainly isn't being addressed here because the Irish Envy Greatest Hits record is on repeat by the same artists in every other thread.
Who they going to fire? Based on the amount of pre snap penalties, it's gotta be the brand new OL coach right? The shit is all flying at Parker right now and Stuckey's thread got bumped. You've got people beefing on the WR. They won't win a championship with Al Golden and he isn't the second coming of Vinny Cerrato. 114th out of 130 in Fewest Penalties is a legit gripe.
They're a 5-1 team and this can be cleaned up between now and the rest of the season. Nobody has to be fired and the trolls needn't be fed constantly.
