Question about a girl

[ginman]

Follow up question before I answer: is the passing out due to inebriation or just downright happiness over ND defeating Michigan? If it's the former I would load him into the car and drive home. If it's the latter I would load him up in the car and drive to the nearest bar for a celebratory drink, yo!

If I was only single! I've got this buddy of mine - he is a great guy! He has this little lump on his lip- its nothing really-small and temporary. Well anyway, he is a really great guy and I just wanted to know if maybe.......

 

[Quinntastic]

I'm a Microbiologist. I know *exactly* what that unhealing lump is... nice try

 

[ginman]

I'm a doctor and I completely disagree!!! And I will add that my Ph.D is completely irrelevant, unrelated and gives me zero credibility on the subject !!!!

 

[Quinntastic]

Aren't you a chick?

Yes, but I'm a chick who regularly posts on a predominantly male, football centered, message board. I feel like it should come as a surprise to no one that my sense of humor is not like your typical girl...

 

[Irish#1]

Follow up question before I answer: is the passing out due to inebriation or just downright happiness over ND defeating Michigan? If it's the former I would load him into the car and drive home. If it's the latter I would load him up in the car and drive to the nearest bar for a celebratory drink, yo!

If he was bombed, I thought for sure you were going to say you'd drive him to some sleazy motel and then PIIHB! lol

 

[Quinntastic]

No, if anything I would stand watch and make sure no sicko came along and try to PIIHB while he was unconcious.

What can I say, I'm loyal like that.

 

[ginman]

If he was bombed, I thought for sure you were going to say you'd drive him to some sleazy motel and then PIIHB! lol

I'm confused, when you say PIIHB, what is the initial I referring to?

 

[brick4956]

My family has a history of cancer in genetics

 

[ginman]

My family has a history of cancer in genetics

No offense intended. I am glad you are getting it checked out and certainly wish you the best. Don't jump to conclusions on what it is. Most likely it is not cancer, and if it is it will all work out.

FWIW my 6 yr old daughter has been battling brain cancer for 4 yrs, she has an mri next week. I try to maintain a sense of humor about as many things as I can.

 

[Cackalacky]

So who's B will I be PI?

 

[ginman]

So who's B will I be PI?

NOT IT

 

[Cackalacky]

 

[dshans]

So who's B will I be PI?

PI r Squared?



No. PI r round!

 

[Cackalacky]

An I for an eye

 

[dshans]

A twit for a twat?

 

[Quinntastic]

This thread has clearly gone off the rails.

 

[dshans]

This thread has clearly gone off the rails.

Rails? What rails?

 

[woolybug25]

Yes, but I'm a chick who regularly posts on a predominantly male, football centered, message board. I feel like it should come as a surprise to no one that my sense of humor is not like your typical girl...

I love you with all of my heart.

 

[ulukinatme]

I love you with all of my heart.

The line ends here, it starts back there /ChristmasStory

 

[irishog77]

Quinntastic is a girl???

If she gets a girlfriend to join, does this mean we can start cussing again on here? If it's a teenaged friend, does that double the points for getting new members?

 

[Irish#1]

My family has a history of cancer in genetics

So does mine, but my daughter and I kicked its ass. Stay positive, it may be something minor. Then you can go back to finding a girl so you can PIIHB.

 

[Irish#1]

I'm confused, when you say PIIHB, what is the initial I referring to?

Put It In

 

[Quinntastic]

Quinntastic is a girl???

If she gets a girlfriend to join, does this mean we can start cussing again on here? If it's a teenaged friend, does that double the points for getting new members?

See: Proof positive

 

[Cackalacky]

A twit for a twat?

A tit for a tat

 

[Cackalacky]

See: Proof positive

I see from this that you have access to chloroform.... definitely makes PIIHB much easier, from what I understand of such things.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Boring day, boring night?

 

[dshans]

A tit for a tat

A Kit for a Kat?

 

[ulukinatme]

Tough titty said the kitty?

 

[dshans]

Well ... well ... well ... ummm, OK:

Give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling home.

 

[ginman]

I just miss "questions about a girl" and the great advice it provided to us all, can we bring it back and PIIHB for old times sake!