2015 ND football major catastrophe thread.

[irish o'phile]

Chances are it will happen. I'm just trying to be ahead of the curve. I proactively made this thread so I can be the one to earn all of the Vbucks from the 800,000 pages of conjecture and freaking out that will come from whatever happens next year.

My guess is that the next catastrophe will involve Lefleur being the leader of a satanic cult or Brian Kelly becoming a meth addict.

 

[IrishLax]

Chances are it will happen. I'm just trying to be ahead of the curve. I proactively made this thread so I can be the one to earn all of the Vbucks from the 800,000 pages of conjecture and freaking out that will come from whatever happens next year.

My guess is that the next catastrophe will involve Lefleur being the leader of a satanic cult or Brian Kelly becoming a meth addict.

Breaking Brian.

Seriously though, Savvy Jack would make a great Gus Fring. And Tommy Rees would be the Jesse character for sure.

 

[zelezo vlk]

Breaking Brian.

Seriously though, Savvy Jack would make a great Gus Fring. And Tommy Rees would be the Jesse character for sure.

I always pictured Jesse as fast enough to run away from South Bend PD though.

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[irishog77]

Chances are it will happen. I'm just trying to be ahead of the curve. I proactively made this thread so I can be the one to earn all of the Vbucks from the 800,000 pages of conjecture and freaking out that will come from whatever happens next year.

My guess is that the next catastrophe will involve Lefleur being the leader of a satanic cult or Brian Kelly becoming a meth addict.

In that case, I pledge to post in all threads but this one for any incoming potential big stories.

Nobody likes a war profiteer.

 

[Bluto]

ND drops under amour and signs forty year deal with K Swiss.

 

[Irish YJ]

To counteract the bad mojo this thread will create, I'm going to create a "2015 ND FB Major Success" thread for all those still drinking Koolaid pre-season, and for those to celebrate the all the wins up until FSU...

After all, someone needs to profit from success, right ?

 

[Riddickulous]

I have theories:

* Entire team are revealed to be shapeshifting reptilian aliens and are the first wave of a global invasion.

* The Earth's core becomes unstable and the planet explodes, but not before Jaylon Smith's infant clone is sent off in an escape pod to a distant Earth-like world orbiting a young yellow star.

* Everett Golson will be arrested for murder.

* Michigan fires Brady Hoke and replaces him with... Brian Kelly. Ty Willingham returns to ND with Charlie Weis as OC and Jon Tenuta as DC.

* The university administration is revealed to be a Satanic cult that sacrifices young virgins.

* A bunch of pipsqueak aliens come to Earth, steal the talent from the ND players, and challenge the Looney Tunes to a football game. ND struggles in the meantime.

 

[IrishLax]

Donald Sterling appointed new athletic director.

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

They're going to do the ALS Ice Bucket thing and get hypothermia. All of them.

 

[Crazy Balki]

I have theories:

* Entire team are revealed to be shapeshifting reptilian aliens and are the first wave of a global invasion.

* The Earth's core becomes unstable and the planet explodes, but not before Jaylon Smith's infant clone is sent off in an escape pod to a distant Earth-like world orbiting a young yellow star.

* Everett Golson will be arrested for murder.

* Michigan fires Brady Hoke and replaces him with... Brian Kelly. Ty Willingham returns to ND with Charlie Weis as OC and Jon Tenuta as DC.

* The university administration is revealed to be a Satanic cult that sacrifices young virgins.

* A bunch of pipsqueak aliens come to Earth, steal the talent from the ND players, and challenge the Looney Tunes to a football game. ND struggles in the meantime.

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[ThePiombino]

Chances are it will happen. I'm just trying to be ahead of the curve. I proactively made this thread so I can be the one to earn all of the Vbucks from the 800,000 pages of conjecture and freaking out that will come from whatever happens next year.

My guess is that the next catastrophe will involve Lefleur being the leader of a satanic cult or Brian Kelly becoming a meth addict.

Way to go, Halliburton.

EDIT: Damn you, IH77!! lol

 

[ulukinatme]

After getting roflstomped in their game against us this year, Michigan will attempt to spike our player's food with maximum strength Ex Lax right before our first game of 2015...only to have it backfire as Hoke ends up eating all the poisoned food.

 

[irish o'phile]

In 2015 our Shamrock series uniform will be entitled "Essence of Rupaul." It's appearance will strongly reflect it's name. Brian Kelly will wear a nippleless tank top, silver speedos, silver knee high boots, and fishnet stockings while coaching the game.

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

It's three bad things from May until the first game, correct?

1) After signing day, Tillery flips to LSU. Cites dyslexia as the reason.

2) Fire at ND Stadium compromises the structural integrity of the stadium. ND is forced to play home games elsewhere.

3) ND's GSR drops below 90% after devastating spring semester. Whiskey loses control and quits IE.

 

[military_irish]

The Golden Dome is painted green for the Shamrock Series Game

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

After getting roflstomped in their game against us this year, Michigan will attempt to spike our player's food with maximum strength Ex Lax right before our first game of 2015...only to have it backfire as Hoke ends up eating all the poisoned food.

In 2015 our Shamrock series uniform will be entitled "Essence of Rupaul." It's appearance will strongly reflect it's name. Brian Kelly will wear a nippleless tank top, silver speedos, silver knee high boots, and fishnet stockings while coaching the game.

Both of these sound good af

 

[NDALA]

Father Jenkins and Jack Swarbrick come out as gay lovers and the university goes up in flames. I win! Haha Maybe that was a little over the top but my god could you imagine hell even PSU fans would pity us.

 

[PLACforever]

I have theories:

* Entire team are revealed to be shapeshifting reptilian aliens and are the first wave of a global invasion.

* The Earth's core becomes unstable and the planet explodes, but not before Jaylon Smith's infant clone is sent off in an escape pod to a distant Earth-like world orbiting a young yellow star.

* Everett Golson will be arrested for murder.

* Michigan fires Brady Hoke and replaces him with... Brian Kelly. Ty Willingham returns to ND with Charlie Weis as OC and Jon Tenuta as DC.

* The university administration is revealed to be a Satanic cult that sacrifices young virgins.

* A bunch of pipsqueak aliens come to Earth, steal the talent from the ND players, and challenge the Looney Tunes to a football game. ND struggles in the meantime.

I still maintain that CW would be a fantastic OC. Dealing with everything else involved with being an HC is what he sucked at.

PS: SPACE JAM WAS THE BOMB!

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

2015 ND football major catastrophe thread.

In 2015 our Shamrock series uniform will be entitled "Essence of Rupaul." It's appearance will strongly reflect it's name. Brian Kelly will wear a nippleless tank top, silver speedos, silver knee high boots, and fishnet stockings while coaching the game.

http://youtu.be/pusZXECS0mM

 

[Bluto]

It's three bad things from May until the first game, correct?

1) After signing day, Tillery flips to LSU. Cites dyslexia as the reason.

2) Fire at ND Stadium compromises the structural integrity of the stadium. ND is forced to play home games elsewhere.

3) ND's GSR drops below 90% after devastating spring semester. Whiskey loses control and quits IE.

1. Wouldn't he send his letter of intent to USL if that were the case?

 

[eNDzone]

After torrential downpours in August of 2015 the ND logo fades and a large M starts to appear in the middle of the new turf.