Marry, Screw or Kill Unlimited

[IrishLion]

Screw Oprah (that would be fun for a one time thing imo)

Kill Hillary from here to inifity and beyond... twice...

marry Kate, so I can screw her as much as I want moving forward.

Whoa whoa whoa, I've been lead to believe that this is not how the game works. I've been taught in the ancient tradition of Marry, Screw or Kill that marrying and screwing are isolated... whoever you marry, it is assumed that for some reason there will not be sex, simply spending life with them. This is crucial to the game, as otherwise there is an "out" provided for those who wish to sex multiple partners. The loophole should be closed.

 

[ACamp1900]

Whoa whoa whoa, I've been lead to believe that this is not how the game works. I've been taught in the ancient tradition of Marry, Screw or Kill that marrying and screwing are isolated... whoever you marry, it is assumed that for some reason there will not be sex, simply spending life with them. This is crucial to the game, as otherwise there is an "out" provided for those who wish to sex multiple partners. The loophole should be closed.

Screw that.

 

[woolybug25]

Madeline Albright

Molly Ringwald

chelsea Handler

and.... GO!

 

[IrishLion]

Screw that.

Then the game might as well be changed to just "Marry or Kill" if we are going to offer the benefits of the "sex" choice to "marry" as well.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Super simple.

Screw Madonna

Marry Tiffany

Kill Lauper with a rusty hammer

Dude! You're jumping on the Cher grenade AND the Madonna grenade? Anywhere Dennis Rodman has been...no thank you!

Screw Tiffany and her awesome jugs! Marry Madonna cause she is a gazillionaire. I would still kill Lauper just cause she bugs me.

 

[Irishnuke]

Good luck boys:

Marry JLaw.

Pound Swift

Kill the 12 year old boy wearing makeup.

 

[woolybug25]

Why you bringin' up old shit, Nuke?

 

[Irishnuke]

Why you bringin' up old shit, Nuke?

Had to get my comment in about EmWat having the body of a small male child. My bad.

 

[PANDFAN]

Whoa whoa whoa, I've been lead to believe that this is not how the game works. I've been taught in the ancient tradition of Marry, Screw or Kill that marrying and screwing are isolated... whoever you marry, it is assumed that for some reason there will not be sex, simply spending life with them. This is crucial to the game, as otherwise there is an "out" provided for those who wish to sex multiple partners. The loophole should be closed.

i took it as....you want to screw them, but is it enough to put up w/ the emotional baggage that they bring w/ them...so in my case of lohan, hilton,bette midler....i want to pound the first 2...but which one of them would i want to have to deal w/ on a daily basis.....lohan would probably be on a binger and at least hilton has money/hot and maybe somehow get into the family buisness

Screw that.

screw them

 

[ACamp1900]

Madeline Albright

Molly Ringwald

chelsea Handler

and.... GO!

Really??

I'd live my childhood dream of marrying and bedding (Yes Irish Lion) Molly... like super pound... nightly.

Chelsea would be the fling, but I'm double bagging that all day every day... but also super pound.

Do I really need to go no from there?

 

[woolybug25]

i took it as....you want to screw them, but is it enough to put up w/ the emotional baggage that they bring w/ them...so in my case of lohan, hilton,bette midler....i want to pound the first 2...but which one of them would i want to have to deal w/ on a daily basis.....lohan would probably be on a binger and at least hilton has money/hot and maybe somehow get into the family buisness

Bingo... thems the rulez in this thread.

 

[ACamp1900]

Let's add some other flavors here guys:


1.) Angela Bassett

2.) Halle Berry

3.) Regina King

 

[tussin]

Had to get my comment in about EmWat having the body of a small male child. My bad.

How....dare.....you. That is Hermione Granger we are talking about!

 

[woolybug25]

Really??

I'd live my childhood dream of marrying and bedding (Yes Irish Lion) Molly... like super pound... nightly.

Chelsea would be the fling, but I'm double bagging that all day every day... but also super pound.

Do I really need to go no from there?

How did I know this thread would lead to Acamp wanting to kill Madeline Albright?

What a prick.

You're up.

 

[gkIrish]

Let's add some other flavors here guys:


1.) Angela Bassett

2.) Halle Berry

3.) Regina King

Marry Berry (see what I did there)

Kill Bassett

Bang King

 

[GATTACA!]

Had to get my comment in about EmWat having the body of a small male child. My bad.

Her face looks like boy too.

 

[Irishnuke]

Go...

 

[woolybug25]

It's not your turn, damn it!!

 

[PANDFAN]

Go...

is this like what is behind door #3....i will take my chance and hope for the little mermaid

 

[gkIrish]

Alex Morgan

Maria Sharapova

Skylar Diggins

Have fun with that. (sorry about the huge pics)

 

[woolybug25]

That's a tough one.

Bang Sharapova

Marry Diggins

Kill Alex Morgan and drink KPenn tears 4 life.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

is this like what is behind door #3....i will take my chance and hope for the little mermaid

If we are going animated, it HAS to be Jessica Rabbit!

 

[woolybug25]

Maya Angelou

Whoopi Goldberg

Mo'nique

 

[PANDFAN]

That's a tough one.

Bang Sharapova

Marry Diggins

Kill Alex Morgan and drink KPenn tears 4 life.

lmao...my exact thoughts on ur pics....u know sharapova would have some kind of russian mob kill u if u f'd her over...., darker the berry the sweeter the juice and well nothing left for alex as she is the least of the 3

 

[tussin]

Marry - Alex
Screw - Maria
Kill - Skylar (sorry bros)

 

[ACamp1900]

is this like what is behind door #3....i will take my chance and hope for the little mermaid

I would super smash Princess Jasmine...

 

[GATTACA!]

Maya Angelou

Whoopi Goldberg

Mo'nique

Kill Whoopi
Fuck Mo'nique
Marry Maya (She'll be dead soon anyways)

 

[woolybug25]

Marry Maya (She'll be dead soon anyways)

She would write sweet prose about your love making.

 

[PANDFAN]

I would super smash Princess Jasmine...

i just got back from disney about a month ago....some girl was there for her 21st bday w/ her friend...they both were dressed up as princesses and the one was the little mermaid.....fake tits,like latex green pants and this miniature shirt w/ tits a flowing...my wife caught me looking numerous times

 

[GATTACA!]

Danny

Ygritte

Talisa