This reminds me of a horrible story about a friend from college... I started at Cal St. and one of the dorms there is all girl... Well a buddy of mine was trying to get with one of the girls from that dorm and everything was going as planned for a week or so... Then the other girls started doing their typical catty blocking and telling stories that may or may not have been true about my buddy... long to short, they destroyed the budding relationship before my buddy could get what he wanted...
so this is what he did to get back at the all-girl dorm that cockblocked him:
He broke into their kitchen at like three in the morning, stole their biggest pot, took it to the bathroom and apparently did his business... he then went back to the kitchen with his 'stew' and put the mixture to boil and left... one could only imagine the smell... the old Cal St dorms have pretty bad ventilation systems and if something is 'amiss' in one area the whole building smells up... as he told it he then broke into the adjacent dormitory, found a spot on the community balcony facing the girls dorm and sat for an hour taking it in as the whole dorm came alive with disgust... college.
