Beware of the Poison Private Parts

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Wow. Shouldn't her body have absorbed it also?

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Bogtrotter07

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Wow what if he plunged past the oral enticement? When he finished would his member have fallen off?

I am convinced that some people train their minds to develop diabolic plans and they concentrate and obsess so much, that they miss the overall logic of the situation: people just don't drop dead of cunnilingus!

Thank you for seeing and posting this WD, I think, that is if I make it through tonight without nightmares, and waking up with my tongue in a light socket!
 
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I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink, me from my glass, and you from yours.
 
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WaveDomer said:
No. Because as everyone knows, Iocane powder is odorless.
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Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the vagina in front of you.

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Bogtrotter07

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Unless of course you expect me to assume that, and what you really intend is for me to not choose that vagina, when in fact the prisoners actually mined the rubber in Malaysian slave camps, so it is not the dishonest criminals that I cannot trust, but the honest plantation owners, so that you have really poisoned the rubber tongue I am wearing . . .
 
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Bogtrotter07 said:
Unless of course you expect me to assume that, and what you really intend is for me to not choose that vagina, when in fact the prisoners actually mined the rubber in Malaysian slave camps, so it is not he dishonest criminals that I cannot trust, but the honest plantation owners, so that you have really poisoned the rubber tongue I am wearing . . .
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You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own vagina, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the vagina in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the vagina in front of me.
 
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Bogtrotter07

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woolybug25 said:
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own vagina, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the vagina in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the vagina in front of me.
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Oh, we are a couple of cunning linguists, aren't we?

So natuarally, you want me to think that both vagina's, yours and mine, and my tongue are all poisioned; Sister Mary Francine, is that you?
 
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