We don't need no stinkin' 'lectric car!

[BGIF]

Americans walk an average of 900 miles a year.

Anericans consume an average of 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

Ergo, Americans average 41 miles to the gallon. No batteries needed!

Q.E.D.

 

[JadeBrecks]

BOOM!

 

[Rack Em]

How many of those are "stumbling" miles?

 

[kmoose]

Americans walk an average of 900 miles a year.

Anericans consume an average of 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

Ergo, Americans average 41 miles to the gallon. No batteries needed!

Q.E.D.

All Americans combined?

 

[tadman95]

All Americans combined?

LMAO

 

[no.1IrishFan]

Hi everyone, my name is Eric and I'm a functioning alcoholic.

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

That's great!

 

[Grahambo]

 

[Veer option]

Drunk walking is an Olympic sport I would watch.

 

[ACamp1900]

I find the more alcholol I consume the worse mileage I get... odd

 

[edgesofsanity]

Actually, mitochondria are well known to be more efficient than combustion engines, with estimates of 70% vs. 10% efficiency ratings. So drink up and go build something!

 

[no.1IrishFan]

Actually, mitochondria are well known to be more efficient than combustion engines, with estimates of 70% vs. 10% efficiency ratings. So drink up and go build something!

Reps, it seems that we are both biology nuts.

 

[Black Irish]

Actually, mitochondria are well known to be more efficient than combustion engines, with estimates of 70% vs. 10% efficiency ratings. So drink up and go build something!

Does building vodka highballs count?

 

[KPENN]