Hazing At The Hands Of Former Domer

[HereComeTheIrish]

J.J. Jansen
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[Veer option]

We can't wait on this? You join a club, organization or team, fine ‒ you get hazed. But let's wait and see if he's going to be on the squad before we do something horrific to his car.

Tend to agree.

 

[Irishnuke]

Pretty funny. I'm on board with rookie hazing as long as nobody gets hurt.

 

[notredomer23]

That's not hazing. That's being a d-bag. What an a-hole.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Oh for crying out loud, it's packing peanuts, not potatoes jammed in his exhaust or stripping his steering column. My Goodness... This poor gentleman had to take off the food rap and get rid of the packing peanuts. You guys act like they filled his car full of concrete or something. The pussification of America is alive and well. So sad.

 

[TerryTate]

Awww, wahhh


What's the league minimum?

 

[Kak7304]

This happens on a daily basis to high school kids across the country. Hell, back in high school we convinced an extremely drunk kid to cover his own car with plastic wrap. I'm sure an NFL player can handle a harmless prank.

 

[ACamp1900]

This happens on a daily basis to high school kids across the country. Hell, back in high school we convinced an extremely drunk kid to cover his own car with plastic wrap. I'm sure an NFL player can handle a harmless prank.

But his feelings may be hurt..............

 

[jason_h537]

It's just wrap and peanuts. They didn't damage the car. I feel bad for the interns that actually had to do this to the car in the hot sun for no money.

 

[woolybug25]

We once put dog poo under the door handles of my teammates door handles and then sarran-wrapped it.

We watched (from a distance, mind) him unwrap it, and his look after he realized that he just stuck his hand in dog **** after 30 minutes of unwrapping his car was priceless.


My college roommates once completely filled my room with shredded paper. I was pissed at the moment, but looking back... it was a pretty funny prank. The buddy that did it is a Michigan fan, sadly (and internet stalks me on here.... I see you Biggins...)

 

[ACamp1900]

We once covered the dorm bathroom floor with Crisco and then turned off the lights to the bathroom while our least fav. dorm buddy was showering... among other things.

good times.

 

[jason_h537]

Senior year of high school we had the freshman box each other for our amusement. It was funny until guys, who's house we were using, mom showed up. Then we watched her beat his ***.

 

[notredomer23]

Oh for crying out loud, it's packing peanuts, not potatoes jammed in his exhaust or stripping his steering column. My Goodness... This poor gentleman had to take off the food rap and get rid of the packing peanuts. You guys act like they filled his car full of concrete or something. The pussification of America is alive and well. So sad.

I forgot italics. Now I sound like a pussy. I knew someone was gonna say what I did

plastic wrapping occurred nearly daily basis in high school. my personal favorite is filling the car with balloons

 

[bigedefense]

Looks like this guy is being accepted to me. I know the pranks we pulled on incoming freshman that we were accepting into the family got harmless pranks like that pulled. The other types of incomings were not so lucky. I am proud my days are way in the rear view mirror now, things we did then would have us on national tv now facing jail time. My junior year, we snuck some girls into the dorm, strictly forbidden, and had a little informal social that broke up to more intimate settings later in the night. This one freshman walk-on decided he could make quality points by calling our d coordinator & informing him about our party. We got in trouble, and in great shape over the next two weeks. We grabbed this little sh1t on night and taped him to his study chair while he was wearing his birthday suit and carried him to the parking lot. We let him sit for a little while and he got quite a few honks and whistles from passing cars. Any way we took him back to his room and explained that we didn't tell on each other. He learned his lesson because the next day someone told Coach about a player sitting in the parking lot nude. When he asked the team about it, this guy stood up & said that he was the one. He looked our way & said that he had accidentally rubbed Cramergesic instead of lotion on himself & panicked. He joined the family then.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Talk to me when u put a dead skunk under someones truck seat!! Right before a hot date. Then watch from down the road w binoculars.
Man it was fun to be young ,wild and free.

 

[autry_denson]

this is turning into an entertaining thread.

the best one ever pulled on me was in freshman year, guys from my dorm gathered all of the local phone directories delivered to the dorms and stacked them outside our door in the middle of the night, so that our door was blocked off by a wall of phonebooks that ran about 10 or 12 feet to each side and 8 or 9 feet deep, leaving just a crack of space for people to walk through the hall. Then they stayed up all night and watched as my roommate and I opened our door to see a wall of darkness, and then spent a half hour digging ourselves out while we heard them dying laughing outside of the wall. good times.