Yo Mama jokes

[stonebreakerwasgod]

This is dedicated to the hydra: SLH

Yo mama is so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Damn, I thought one person would post a your mama joke. I should have just posted a Hillary is a lesbo thread.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Damn, I thought one person would post a your mama joke. I should have just posted a Hillary is a lesbo thread.

Alright, I'll bite...

Yo Momma's so fat that everytime she comes out the house wearing red,

The neighborhood kids yell, "Hey Kool-Aid..."

 

[littlerick77]

Yo Momma's so short, she did a drive-by in a hot wheels car.

 

[Junkhead]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Reps to junkhead in the trunkhead.

 

[tdnd81]

Yo mamas so fat...... she makes rosie o donut look hot!




Pretty lame, but you guys got me hating on rosie, more then the donald!

 

[notredomer23]

Yo mammas so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

 

[dudexcore]

yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has don king in a head lock.






lame, i know.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Not lame at all.

Yo mama is so fat, they drop her from planes to quell fires.

(could be lame, just made it up)

 

[kjones]

"your mama's so fat, dogs follow her around for shade."

"oh yeah, well your mama's so fat a dog doesn't HAVE to follow her around to still be in the shade."

 

[irishnd31]

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks judo is an ingredient needed to make bagels.

 

[notredomer23]

this is pretty bad but all the good jokes are taken. Your mamma so ugly, well look at you.
and your mamma, oh wait you dont have a mom. and your mamma so stupid shes stupider than rosie odonnell those are the only i can think of, they are pretty lame

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

HaHa Your mom is rosie o donnell! enuf said!

 

[celtic745]

aww man, this is like a yo mama joke goldmine tho...I'm going to steal some...thanks, haha

 

[NDOM]

Your mama's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her
Your mama's so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper.
Your mama's so fat her belt size is equator.

 

[big daddy]

Your mam is so fat when she jumped she got stuck.
Here is another- Your mama is fat when she got on the bus the bus driver said " one at a time one at a time. And another- your mama is so black she was marked absent at night school.