I swear. Men are INFURIATINGLY CONFUSING.
Men are not confusing. Women
think we are confusing because they read too much into things and think we are A LOT deeper than we are. Men are exceedingly simple. Even intellectuals like your Dreamy Prof are incredibly simple. Here are a few universal men rules:
1. We can't avert our eyes from naked (or even semi-naked) women. We love female nudity in all its forms. Hence the reason for my suggestion to show him 'da goods in class.
2. Farting is funny in almost any situation.
3. "That's what she said" is a viable comeback to virtually any comment in most social environments (with the exception of dinner with your Mom).
4. When standing at the urinal, you look straight ahead, straight up, or straight down (to verify correct aim only!) NEVER LOOK TO THE SIDES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!
5. We love breasts! Get used to it. We can stare at them for as long as we are able. No matter how many we see, we still want to look at more. We don't really care what color your eyes are, we are staring at your boobs.
6. Contrary to what women may think, we don't discuss our feelings with our friends. We don't discuss our relationships either. We are too busy farting and looking at women's breasts to waste time on discussions like that.
These are just a few of the things that make men simple. All you have to do is go into his office one day and get naked. A pair of stilettos under a long over coat is the ticket. I have upgraded from the no panties in the front row of class because I am picking up a sense of urgency to seal the deal before the end of the semester.
Go for it!!!! Seduce Dreamy Prof Like a Champion Today!!!!
I'll tease you and then shut it down just to give you all a case of blue balls.
