Notre Dame rival jokes

[Black Irish]

I came across this on the ND team stream on Bleacher Report. Pretty funny. Feel free to post your own jokes about our rival schools

Jokes About Notre Dame's Rivals

 

[connor_in]

Two guys are sitting together on a plane...they chit chat abit and after a while the one guy goes...Wow you're a CFO of a successful business...you speak very well...know anything we've discussed inside and out...and expressed a very deep religious conviction...let me guess...you went to Notre Dame...right? The other guy goes why yes I am...and you went to Michigan right? The first guy is amazed yes I did...what made you think that...the other guy goes actually it was really easy...I noticed your UM class ring every time you picked your nose

 

[BeauBenken]

Why are USC's colors ketchup and mustard?

It goes great with all the wieners they choke down.

 

[Black Irish]

What does USC stand for?

University of Spoiled Children

 

[NDinFL]

You're stranded on a desert island with a serial killer, a cannibal, and a Michigan fan.

You have a gun with two bullets in it.

Who do you shoot?

The Michigan fan, twice.