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My Predictions for all CFB next year

Looking into my chrystal ball, I see....



1. Chase Daniel wins the heisman.
2. Les Miles is the UM coach, UM loses 3 recruits.
3. Tebow gets injured at game 4, misses 3 games, then goes to NFL
4. Notre Dame wins 9 or 10 games, 1 being the GatorBowl vs North Carolina after losing to them in the regular season
5. Robert Hughes, Aldridge, and Allen combine for a total of 2400 rushing yards
6. Jimmy Clausen throws for 23 Touch Downs, 6 picks, 2000+yards.
7. Colorado becomes relevant again winning 10 games
8. Kansas loses 4 games.
9. Ty Willingham gets fired after losing to ND 38-0(yes we made a field goal)
10. Illinois makes it to a BCS bowl, however doesnt win big10
11. Charlie Weis loses 24 pounds.
12. Cincinatti wins the big east(yeah stoney)
13. Nick Saban leaves Bama for another coaching job after denying it.
14. Notre Dame Pass Defense Number one in the nation, Rush Defense ranked in the 40s
15. Game of the year is a number 4 OSU team vs a number 7 illinois team
16. Duval Kamara, Mike FLoyd, Robby Parris, David Grimes, Mike Ragone, Kyle Rudolph, and Golden Tate all have atleast 1 TD catch
17. Jeremy Maclin of Missou returns 3 kicks and 5 punts for TDs
18. Petey Carrol leaves for San Diego after he cant recruit any players
19. Miami wins 7 games
20. Joe Paterno retires after they win just 5 games
21. Bo Pelini is the Huskers head coach
22. Our starting defensive backfield is Bruton, Brown, Walls, McNeil, with McNeil splitting time with Gray
23. Our O Line is much improved.


I will look more into my chrystal ball later. I had a rough day. Off to watch the game replay
 
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So, what are Physic powers? Do you control momentum or electromagnetism or something?
 
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i like them all except #23 and part of #9...i mean our ol is improved AND we make a field goal??????if all that's true then i want to add #24...a national championship
 
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notredomer23 said:
My Predictions for all CFB next year

Looking into my chrystal ball, I see....



1. Chase Daniel wins the heisman.
2. Les Miles is the UM coach, UM loses 3 recruits.
3. Tebow gets injured at game 4, misses 3 games, then goes to NFL
4. Notre Dame wins 9 or 10 games, 1 being the GatorBowl vs North Carolina after losing to them in the regular season
5. Robert Hughes, Aldridge, and Allen combine for a total of 2400 rushing yards
6. Jimmy Clausen throws for 23 Touch Downs, 6 picks, 2000+yards.
7. Colorado becomes relevant again winning 10 games
8. Kansas loses 4 games.
9. Ty Willingham gets fired after losing to ND 38-0(yes we made a field goal)
10. Illinois makes it to a BCS bowl, however doesnt win big10
11. Charlie Weis loses 24 pounds.
12. Cincinatti wins the big east(yeah stoney)
13. Nick Saban leaves Bama for another coaching job after denying it.
14. Notre Dame Pass Defense Number one in the nation, Rush Defense ranked in the 40s
15. Game of the year is a number 4 OSU team vs a number 7 illinois team
16. Duval Kamara, Mike FLoyd, Robby Parris, David Grimes, Mike Ragone, Kyle Rudolph, and Golden Tate all have atleast 1 TD catch
17. Jeremy Maclin of Missou returns 3 kicks and 5 punts for TDs
18. Petey Carrol leaves for San Diego after he cant recruit any players
19. Miami wins 7 games
20. Joe Paterno retires after they win just 5 games
21. Bo Pelini is the Huskers head coach
22. Our starting defensive backfield is Bruton, Brown, Walls, McNeil, with McNeil splitting time with Gray
23. Our O Line is much improved.



I will look more into my chrystal ball later. I had a rough day. Off to watch the game replay
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1. Naw. It'll be the Razorback, McFadden.
2. Yep, and yep.
3. Why go pro ? He's at Florida NOW!
4. Change the batteries. NC just BARELY got past Duke today.
5. Yep, and all the media will notice is Clausen's 32 TD passes !
6. And then his father hires him an agent and ...
7. They've already won one. They fired Ward Churchill !
8. And it's coach dies of a massive heart attack, and is buried in a shallow grave on camous, which promptly becomes the highest point in the state!
9. And joins the Champion's Tour, claiming that he needs to get away from the "racial" environment in college football.
10. Illinois and BCS? No. Illinois and BS ? You bet !
11. He does that every time he eats some roughage!
12. With DJ at the healm!
13. A return engagement in Baton Rouge for the GreatSatan?
14. And Corwin Brown is the #1 "hot prospect" to get his own team!
15. It will be broadcast on the Big Ten network, and over 3500 viewers will see it !
16. C'mon ! Take a chance! How many TD's will CLAUSEN catch ?
17. And Mizzou loses to Nebraska, by 3 points.
18. Nonsense! Petey doesn't RECRUIT now. He HIRES.
19. Could be. But will they GRADUATE anybody ?
20. And his body is assumed into Heaven, on a platforn of clouds, with his pants still rolled up ...
21. Or will it be Saban, as he alienates his way through ANOTHER conference?
22. Very good !
23. C'mon ! How could it get WORSE ?

And, BTW, it's "psychic".
 
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notredomer23 said:
My Predictions for all CFB next year.

Looking into my chrystal ball, I see....
13. Nick Saban leaves Bama for another coaching job after denying it.
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That's just funny and believable at the same time.

notredomer23 said:
18. Petey Carrol leaves for San Diego after he cant recruit any players
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Does he take the HC job, meaning Norv Turner is fired/leaves? That's a two-fer prediction. Or does he take a coordinator job?

notredomer23 said:
20. Joe Paterno retires after they win just 5 games
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Technically he already did. Joe's been dead for years. They cloned him and the man you see now is actually his clone. Problem is, this was before the cloning technology became advanced. That's why he seems like he's 100 years old.
 
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"20. Joe Paterno retires after they win just 5 games"


I don't believe this one. I say Joe leaves coaching when he goes out in a body bag.
 
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You missed my posting above. Joe goes out on a cloud, sung to heaven by a choir of angels, or linebackers.
 
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GoshenGipper said:
He saying all of those predictions will come true, thus proving that he can sense the future.
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So, I'm I the only one who knows how to spell psychic? And I guess no one got the physics references. Sigh, I'm a major dork. And I'm not funny.
 
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kjones said:
So, I'm I the only one who knows how to spell psychic? And I guess no one got the physics references. Sigh, I'm a major dork. And I'm not funny.
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Yeah, I guess so. I wasn't paying that much attention to what you actually said. I guess I was just assuming you didn't get the premise of the thread. My spelling is so awfull that I don't catch a lot of spelling mistakes unless I'm really paying attention. At most I think that it may not look right, but then I just move on because I can usually tell what they are trying to say.
 
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kjones said:
So, I'm I the only one who knows how to spell psychic? And I guess no one got the physics references. Sigh, I'm a major dork. And I'm not funny.
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I appreciate your nerdy humor. If you'd included some references to quantum theory and its predictive ability, you would have gotten major reps.
 
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Doomsday Device said:
I appreciate your nerdy humor. If you'd included some references to quantum theory and its predictive ability, you would have gotten major reps.
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Sweet, thanks DD. I was going to reference some more advanced things, but I was trying to make it more accessible. Since it went over everyone's head anyway, next time I'll just go all out :).
 
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