Montauk Monster...wow

[ACamp1900]

anyone see this, it's pretty carzy it's all over the news, no joke... CNN even stated (seriously) that many believe it to be Satan washed ashore lol

Mystery of the "Montauk Monster": Scientific American Blog

 

[ACamp1900]

Of course someone took the body...

should we have a vote... hoax? no hoax?

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

What the hell is that thing?

 

[irishmarine]

well its not big enough to play for us

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

Kinda looks like Joe Paterno.

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

Or his twin.

 

[Bubba]

I say Hoax.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I think we just found Rudy's old friend, D-bob.

 

[NDOM]

Looks to me like its Rich Rods long lost twin.

 

[ACamp1900]

Looks to me like its Rich Rods long lost twin.

I actually thought that maybe Stoney that had an all night bender in NY and ended up passed out on the beach.....

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Actually, it was Cleveland. Never shoulda gone there.

 

[NDOM]

I actually thought that maybe Stoney that had an all night bender in NY and ended up passed out on the beach.....

Good call dude.

 

[notredomer23]

aliens

 

[MirageSmack]

I've seen another pic, from a different angle, and it looks a little different. I'm too dumb to post it, maybe my kid can tomorrow. It looks more like a pit bull based on the skull, which is party visible. The beak look is just an illusion in that first pic. It's a boy, cause his dingleberries are visible in the other pic.

 

[notredomer23]

after further investigation, its a decomposed racoon

 

[ndlb41]

an alien racoon?

 

[SouthernIrish]

RichRod updated Michigan's mascot

is as successful as the all banana yellow uni's he dreamed up for WVU last year

 

[roto-stud]

I think it looks like the University of Michigan mascot... a hairless water bloated wolverine...
are you sure this wasn't found in Lake Erie???

 

[Timugen]

It's the abandoned love-child of DickRod and The Poodle. After delivery, they realized that it would be impossible to raise it normally with all of the physical malformations.

Sympathetically, Jim Tressel convinced his "life partner" Brent Musburger to take the genetic abomination under their wings. Unfortunately, after the MNC game last year there was a bit of a falling out in the Tressel/Musberger household because "Beanie" (as they so affectionately named him) had a tendency to sniff Tressel's crotch, making Brent insanely jealous.

In the middle of the night Musberger strangled Beanie and tossed him out to sea, so he could once again have his "Tressel-Vessel" all to himself.


The old guy who took the body away? You guessed it....Cheaty McSweatervest himself.

 

[goldandblue]

Lmao!!! Reps>

 

[IrishinTN]

Damn, and I thought maybe it was Jimmy Hoffa.