Your team l-o-s-t. Try to deal.
You know what they say about excuses. They're like @ssholes We all have one and they stink. What also stinks is where the officials spotted the ball after Matt Leinart helicoptered out of bounds and fumbled.
Try using your real name on a message board
My mother calls me Jigga. It even says so on my jewelry, license plate and tattoo.
In these days of identity theft and on line weirdos, I'm taking a big risk by dong this.
Nobody else thinks his or her team gets enough respect from the media, either. You're encouraged to come up with a new complaint.
But....but....the haters. You know, the haters?
Respect is the mule that gets beaten the most in football.
If you know the name of the long snapper but don't know the name of the school president, reevaluate your priorities.
I got you on this one. The school president is one of the people that has decided that the University and Holy Cross Order will no longer administrate/sponsor the high school I attended, also called Notre Dame, because the school is not fiscally strong. Then we open the books and we're in the black. Bank of America even says we're in great standing with our loan and are a low risk. So they just don't want to run the high school anymore and gave a bullshit reason instead.
Know all about that guy, Pat. Off the top of my head, I can't name the long snapper on the team, though. Got priorities?
If you insist on smugly condemning the complete lack of morality and ethics at Rival U when one of its players gets in trouble, prepare a good defense for when one of your team's players screws up the next week. Today's "great kid" could be tomorrow's armed robber.
Pat, our guys are boxers, baseball players and 2007 first round draft picks. And this is Notre Dame. Studying gets in the way of armed robbery, Pat.
If your school were important enough to get its own NBC contract and thumb its nose at conference affiliation, do you really think it would decline?
Of course they would, Pat. Who the hell would not want to share their bowl winnings with Indiana, Illinois, Purdue and Michigan State? I mean, come on.
We know you have a brilliant, unique, surefire plan for an NCAA football playoff. Your barber, your bank teller and the kid working the espresso machine at Starbucks have playoff plans too. And Myles Brand isn't interested in any of them.
He sure doesn't. It says so on my restraining order, jerk.
USC won a share of the 2003 national title, no matter what the BCS says about the LSU-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl being the title game. Quit being greedy, and quit talking about it three years later.
OU and LSU was 1 vs 2. SC won the 1A game against Michigan that year. The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Flying a car flag when your team is 5-0 is easy. Try it when your team is 0-5.
I flew mine during all three Willingham years and every baseball season. What else you got?
If you turn to a sportswriter for guidance on how to be a college football fan, reevaluate your priorities.
I wouldn't turn to a sportswriter driving a fire engine if I were engulfed in flames, Pat. Consider it done.
