Farrell's comment - 8/31

[Indydomer]

I love this thread!

 

[BGIF]

This is 100% rumor.

Caesar Salad is a favorite. They're right up there. But I'm not ready to decide yet.

I recently heard from Chicken Parmesan Sandwich and I received an offer. This is my dream lunch. Fries and potato salad texted me and want me to come to lunch for a visit.

I'm 95% sure I will visit CP Sandwich.

I can't stand stomach these recruits who eat with their eyes. They lack fiber! It's like those prospects that claim academics and football player graduation rates are important and then books visits to Tennessee, Alabama, FSU, LSU, and Pitt.

They lack the necessary courses to get into ND, Duke, Vandy, Stanford, et al because they've filled up their high school years gorging on Big Macs, french fries and pizza instead of sitting down to the meat and potato courses. Then they jump on a Caesar Salad because an assistant at Tennessee told them it qualifies for a foreign language requirement.

Well Fast Food doesn't translate to foot speed on the football field!

Just because their vision allows them to read a 30' wide wall menu at a single glance doesn't mean they can spot the seam in a Division 1 Defense!

I don't care how many stars Emeril Lagasse gave Jiggs. Rumor has it before Emeril got his own show he wore turtleneck sweaters, carried a mailbag, and had an 800 number. "For an exclusive on what Jiggs had for dinner, call me back after 10:00 pm at 1-800-BAM!"

I heard on the Illinois board that he bumped Jiggs up to 5 stars because he's got a thing for guys who eat quiche.

"Pork fat rules!"

 

[scooper]

I can't stand stomach these recruits who eat with their eyes. They lack fiber! It's like those prospects that claim academics and football player graduation rates are important and then books visits to Tennessee, Alabama, FSU, LSU, and Pitt.

They lack the necessary courses to get into ND, Duke, Vandy, Stanford, et al because they've filled up their high school years gorging on Big Macs, french fries and pizza instead of sitting down to the meat and potato courses. Then they jump on a Caesar Salad because an assistant at Tennessee told them it qualifies for a foreign language requirement.

Well Fast Food doesn't translate to foot speed on the football field!

Just because their vision allows them to read a 30' wide wall menu at a single glance doesn't mean they can spot the seam in a Division 1 Defense!

I don't care how many stars Emeril Lagasse gave Jiggs. Rumor has it before Emeril got his own show he wore turtleneck sweaters, carried a mailbag, and had an 800 number. "For an exclusive on what Jiggs had for dinner, call me back after 10:00 pm at 1-800-BAM!"

I heard on the Illinois board that he bumped Jiggs up to 5 stars because he's got a thing for guys who eat quiche.

"Pork fat rules!"

Tears. This post brought me to tears.

 

[irishnd31]

Fantastic stuff BGIF