Twenty some years ago I got transferred to Houston. Was supposed to move there within 30 days. I lived in motels, shared a house but refused to buy one there. After two years my boss called me in his office and told me if I didn't relocate I would be terminated. He asked, "What's the problem?" With a deadpan face I replied, "If the United States ever needs an enema, Houston is where they're going to insert the nozzle."
I got to move back home and keep the job after he exclaimed, "I wish I had thought of that when the CEO laid that ultimatim on me. You can't fault the logic."
I've been to 47 states, Houston is still the anus of America.
