Dropping The (F)bombs

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CW wants Nasty, Tenuta wants Nasty, and I want Nasty.

Get Yo Nasty on!

AMEN

 

[laservet]

HOWEVER, 450 yards away, we have the effing VAGINA MONOLOGUES being performed, WITH JENKINS' effing BLESSING, and they call THAT "academic freedom!

Notre Dame, GIVE ME A F-ING BREAK !!

I was gently asked to leave that show when it played in our town. My wife wanted me to go with her and her mom and I reluctantly agreed. At one point someone on stage walks into the audience and asks women what theirs smells like. One woman said, "Mine smells like fresh baked bread." I thought I was being pretty quiet when I said, "Sounds like a yeast infection to me" but apparently not. It carried through the whole place, got a big laugh from the guys attending, they stopped the show, and I was asked to leave. Dang!

 

[notredomer23]

I was gently asked to leave that show when it played in our town. My wife wanted me to go with her and her mom and I reluctantly agreed. At one point someone on stage walks into the audience and asks women what theirs smells like. One woman said, "Mine smells like fresh baked bread." I thought I was being pretty quiet when I said, "Sounds like a yeast infection to me" but apparently not. It carried through the whole place, got a big laugh from the guys attending, they stopped the show, and I was asked to leave. Dang!

REPS MY BROTHA

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Great story. Reppies.

 

[IrishAlum1997]

I was gently asked to leave that show when it played in our town. My wife wanted me to go with her and her mom and I reluctantly agreed. At one point someone on stage walks into the audience and asks women what theirs smells like. One woman said, "Mine smells like fresh baked bread." I thought I was being pretty quiet when I said, "Sounds like a yeast infection to me" but apparently not. It carried through the whole place, got a big laugh from the guys attending, they stopped the show, and I was asked to leave. Dang!

HAHAHAHA!!! I am planning on re-writing that play, and re-naming it "Twat Stories."

There are 3 smells the ol' va-jeen can have...tuna, salmon, or flounder. Bread. Yeah. When she crams it full of French baguette.

 

[dylan020]

I personally think it's great to see some intensity. It will turn out well.

Check this link. If you don't like the F word, then ignore this post.

The Word "Fuck"

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word f***. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...f*** is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F***, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In English, f*** falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for instance.. John f-ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb... Shirley f***s.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as... John's doing all the f-ing work.
As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too f-ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is f-ing beautiful.
As a noun... I don't give a f***.
As part of a word... absof-inglutely -or- inf-ingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence... F*** the f-ing f-ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of f***...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: I got f-ed at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh f- it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really f-ed now.
Aggression: Don't f with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this f-ing question.
Inquiry: Who the f was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the f is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a f-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f- yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: F- YOU!

the infamous flash video to go with this....
Classic History of the F Word

 

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So are we saying that Tenuta could never work with Bobby Johnson at Vandy?

 

[IrishGrizz]

I was gently asked to leave that show when it played in our town. My wife wanted me to go with her and her mom and I reluctantly agreed. At one point someone on stage walks into the audience and asks women what theirs smells like. One woman said, "Mine smells like fresh baked bread." I thought I was being pretty quiet when I said, "Sounds like a yeast infection to me" but apparently not. It carried through the whole place, got a big laugh from the guys attending, they stopped the show, and I was asked to leave. Dang!

You, sir, are my new hero. Well done.