Dreams...

Quinntastic · Mar 1, 2009

I had a dream last night where I was having some hardcore business time with my Dreamy Prof.

Pretty sure when I see him tomorrow I'm going to blush and POSSIBLY blurt out that it's business time (again).

It was one of those dreams that seemed SO real...then I woke up and half wanted to shoot myself in the face out of shame and half wanted to go back to sleep for another 15 minutes to let the dream finish.

This ruins the whole rest of my weekend! I am tempted to take a nap because I want to get back into that dream so bad.

Any of you guys ever had a dream like that? That seemed so freaking real and sexy and then you wake up and you are all sad

Junkhead · Mar 1, 2009

I had a dream that I beat a monkey to death with a door from an entertainment center.

Quinntastic · Mar 1, 2009

Junkhead said:
I had a dream that I beat a monkey to death with a door from an entertainment center.

Stop touching the monkeys

LOL

NDOM · Mar 1, 2009

I had a dream once that I was walking around the hallways of my school naked. Everyone was looking down and laughing and I wondered why. So I glanced down at my package and it had a tatoo on it............It said "Shorty's" on it. I didnt think that was all that funny because when its hard it says "Shorty's truck stop chatanooga tennessee". Why couldnt I be walking around naked with a boner at least. Oh well.

WabashFalcon · Mar 1, 2009

Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Alba, and me. Sex burrito. Hit the snooze button seven times. Skipped my first class to finish it.

ACamp1900 · Mar 1, 2009

when your wife doesn't care that you share a bed with three other hot pussies dreams hardly matter.......

:wink:

Quinntastic · Mar 1, 2009

ACamp1900 said:
when your wife doesn't care that you share a bed with three other hot pussies dreams hardly matter.......

We all know that means cats, nice try though

WabashFalcon · Mar 1, 2009

Quinntastic said:
We all know that means cats, nice try though

So Quinny... did you "finish" your dream on your own? And as for the pussies... please, elaborate. We talking cats or actually vj here?

Quinntastic · Mar 1, 2009

Wow that question is incredibly personal LOL

TDHeysus · Mar 2, 2009

WabashFalcon said:
So Quinny... did you "finish" your dream on your own? And as for the pussies... please, elaborate. We talking cats or actually vj here?

Quinntastic said:
Wow that question is incredibly personal LOL

I think thats a yes

Quinntastic · Mar 2, 2009

TDHeysus said:
I think thats a yes

*awkward shifty eyes*

Honey Nut Irish · Mar 2, 2009

Interesting thread here. haha

Well last night I had this crazy dream. I was at a party with a bunch of friends. Then the air raid warning sirens went off. (There is a nuclear power plant about 8-10 miles away from where I go to school) Anyways, in my dream we looked outside and saw the plant on fire (you can't see it from here but whatever). Well the rest of the dream was us trying to get out of there. My car ran out of gas and we had to run on foot. Kind of reminiscent of Cloverfield actually. Usually I can't remember my dreams but this one was very vivid.

NeuteredDoomer · Mar 2, 2009

Quinntastic said:
I had a dream last night where I was having some hardcore business time with my Dreamy Prof....

...

It was one of those dreams that seemed SO real.... and half wanted to go back to sleep for another 15 minutes to let the dream finish...

Any of you guys ever had a dream like that? That seemed so freaking real and sexy and then you wake up and you are all sad

I'm pretty sure I had a dream one time. (You just need to fall asleep slowly and wake up slowly (REM) in order to have one of those.) I'm pretty sure I had a dream like that once..

I don't fall asleep gracefully. I just die for a moment, then "poof" I'm awake again.

I watched "House" tonight. Yep. Watched TV. He "killed" himself in order to investigate his thought that there is no Near Death Experience.

I think I will watch that show again. It was cool.

But I wasn't sad when I woke up in the middle of the dream that I think I experienced once. Yah, what woke me up is that I needed to take a piss really badly and it superseded any fantasy I ever had.

Sometimes a guy has to piss like a horse.

I needed to lift my left leg this time.

Has anyone ever had such a big "morning piss boner" that you actually needed to lift a leg and bend over in order to reach the hole and not spill?

Geez. I hate getting scolded for piss drops.

NeuteredDoomer · Mar 2, 2009

Quinntastic said:
*awkward shifty...*

Redundant. Geez.

I just now remembered the dream.

I was awkward while shifty.

And I fell.

So I stuck to more precise positions.

NeuteredDoomer · Mar 2, 2009

NDOM said:
I had a dream once that I was walking around the hallways of my school naked. Everyone was looking down and laughing and I wondered why. So I glanced down at my package and it had a tatoo on it............It said "Shorty's" on it. I didnt think that was all that funny because when its hard it says "Shorty's truck stop chatanooga tennessee". Why couldnt I be walking around naked with a boner at least. Oh well.

I just went for a jog around the neighborhood naked. Wore my BEST sandals. lol?

Don't feel bad. Turtle needs to tuck his head until she can draw out the full tattoo.

That's her problem.

Quinntastic · Mar 2, 2009

3 gross posts in a row, neutered. It's like a record for you LOL

NeuteredDoomer · Mar 2, 2009

Yeh.

good thing yours don't turn my pinky.

Did you mean "gross," or "grotesque?"

(Your initial post caused me to eat pancakes. With syrup. The little frozen ball of butter was too hard and split the pancakes.)

Go boink the guy.

NeuteredDoomer · Mar 2, 2009

Pancakes.

Hey! Where's my car?

ACamp1900 · Mar 2, 2009

Quinntastic said:
We all know that means cats, nice try though

lord knows I can make them pur....

wait, nevermind, forget I said that

GO IRISH!!! · Mar 2, 2009

Quinntastic said:
I had a dream last night where I was having some hardcore business time with my Dreamy Prof.

Pretty sure when I see him tomorrow I'm going to blush and POSSIBLY blurt out that it's business time (again).

It was one of those dreams that seemed SO real...then I woke up and half wanted to shoot myself in the face out of shame and half wanted to go back to sleep for another 15 minutes to let the dream finish.

This ruins the whole rest of my weekend! I am tempted to take a nap because I want to get back into that dream so bad.

Any of you guys ever had a dream like that? That seemed so freaking real and sexy and then you wake up and you are all sad

Was his "son" in the dream too, wearing his hobo pants?

Quinntastic · Mar 2, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
Was his "son" in the dream too, wearing his hobo pants?

No that would have ruined everything! I sat in on his American Government class today because my sister is in that class and we ride in to the college together. I usually have my own class going at the same time but my class was cancelled. My point is I asked him before the class started if he would mind me sitting in and unless I imagined it he looked genuinely pleased and excited to have me join him. My sister, however, barred me from speaking my mind in the class discussions...

I couldn't stop blushing every time our eyes met. Most awkward 2 hours I've spent in a long time...

GO IRISH!!! · Mar 2, 2009

Quinntastic said:
No that would have ruined everything! I sat in on his American Government class today because my sister is in that class and we ride in to the college together. I usually have my own class going at the same time but my class was cancelled. My point is I asked him before the class started if he would mind me sitting in and unless I imagined it he looked genuinely pleased and excited to have me join him. My sister, however, barred me from speaking my mind in the class discussions...

I couldn't stop blushing every time our eyes met. Most awkward 2 hours I've spent in a long time...

What have you got to lose? Next time you sit in on his class, sit in the front row, wear a skirt and no underwear. Then who will be blushing??? If he calls you in for "office hours", game on!!!

WabashFalcon · Mar 2, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
What have you got to lose? Next time you sit in on his class, sit in the front row, wear a skirt and no underwear. Then who will be blushing??? If he calls you in for "office hours", game on!!!

I'm with Go Irish Quinny. Do it! Let him AT LEAST get a view of the goods... that way he will be "focused" for the entire period.

NeuteredDoomer · Mar 2, 2009

ACamp1900 said:
lord knows I can make them pur....

wait, nevermind, forget I said that

Said what?

Did you say something?

I can't remember...

Quinntastic · Mar 2, 2009

WabashFalcon said:
I'm with Go Irish Quinny. Do it! Let him AT LEAST get a view of the goods... that way he will be "focused" for the entire period.

... I do sit in the front row, basically right in front of him... (that happened on accident, I swear).

Man I am SO tempted to make a move on him lol though knowing my luck he'd shoot me down so fast my head would spin.

*internal struggle ensues*

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