Beaver Kills Man

[FLDomer]

Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him

Cant be the first man killed by a beaver...

 

[irishog77]

Johnny got swallowed by a beaver once...didn't kill him though.

 

[Chris P. Bacon]

Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him

Cant be the first man killed by a beaver...

Thanks for this nightmare tonight.

 

[TDHeysus]

"Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

-Les Claypool

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - YouTube

 

[Irish YJ]

Them beavers are dangerous things. Great to have though if you can find a good trained one.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

I've had many run ins with wild beaver. This one musta been of the more exotic variety - the hairless beaver. These beavers are usually much more likely to attack if provoked. Be careful out there gentlemen; they make look like cute, furry, little critters but they can snap at any time... especially when the red moon shines.

 

[irishpat183]

Fair enough....because men been killing beavers since the dawn of time.


HEYYOOOOOOO!!!