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BeauBenken

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...WTF DID YOU GUYS DO TO MY THREAD?! lmao

I didn't even know who that was in the gif.

Why was it necessary to have a two page convo on banging her? lmao

Not one person even answered the original post. Correction, HCTI did. He said no. lol You guys are priceless...
 
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HereComeTheIrish

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...WTF DID YOU GUYS DO TO MY THREAD?! lmao

I didn't even know who that was in the gif.

Why was it necessary to have a two page convo on banging her? lmao

Not one person even answered the original post. Correction, HCTI did. He said no. lol You guys are priceless...

LMFAO... I'm sorry brah. Just playin'. :)
 

Riddickulous

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The chances of an IE thread remaining on topic are about as good as those of a fat man declining a Whopper.
 

NYMIKE6

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Burger King® Fun Facts

The Whopper® Sandwich: a quarter-pound flame-broiled all-beef patty, .5 ounces of onions, .75 ounces of lettuce, two slices of tomato, four pickles, .5 ounces of ketchup and .75 ounces of mayonnaise on a toasted 5-inch bun covered with sesame seeds. Make that exactly 275 sesame seeds.

The Whopper® Sandwich was created in 1957 by the founders of Burger King®, David Edgerton and James McLamore, in the original Burger King® restaurant in Miami, Florida.

It sold for 37 cents. Times have changed, but the Whopper® hasn't. It's pretty much the same as it was in 1957 with one small difference. The bun has sesame seeds now.

Each year, Burger King® sells 1.3 billion Whopper® Sandwiches in its 11,200 restaurants in all 50 states and 69 countries around the globe. Every day, over 4 million Whopper® Sandwiches are sold - that’s 40 semi-truck loads of beef patties!

½ million pounds of bacon are used every month in Burger King® restaurants, and 1.7 billion servings of French fries are sold annually!

The Whopper® is one of the most prominent, closely defined and associated signature products at any of the fast-food hamburger restaurants. But when you think Burger King®, you think the Whopper®. They're one and the same, really.

You can Have It Your Way® — really 221,184 different ways if you mix and match all the ingredients. About two-thirds of Whoppers are customized according to customer request.

The No. 1 special order is "with cheese." Forty-five percent of customers ask for American cheese on their Whopper® Sandwiches.

The No. 1 "hold" is onions. Twenty-two percent of customers are concerned about their breath when they get back from lunch.

You can have it your way in foreign countries, too.

In Israel, Burger King® has the Garlic Whopper®, with garlic-laced mayo. In Australia, Whopper® Sandwiches come with a fried egg, beetroot and bacon. In Japan, teriyaki replaces ketchup. In Germany, they have the Angry Whopper®, with kicked-up onions, pepper jack cheese and spicy sauce.

Here at home, the Whopper® is more than a burger, it's a part of American pop culture.

Recently, the Whopper® Sandwich became the first food product to be immortalized at Madame Tussauds wax museum in Times Square in New York City. On the other hand, unlike the figures of celebrities, the wax Whopper® looks exactly like the real thing.

On average, each Burger King® restaurant sells 353 Whoppers a day. There's a BK in Selma, Ala., that sells 688 Whoppers a day — tops in the chain.

The No. 1 day for pushing Whopper® Sandwiches out the door? New Year's Eve.
 

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I just read this yesterday. I like Burger King more than Wendy's, but who doesn't love a good cheese burger, no matter where it comes from?

Burger King, the perennial No. 2 in the burger wars, is about to be beaten out by a pigtailed girl.

Wendy's Co. is poised to pass Burger King Holdings Inc. in U.S. sales, trailing only industry behemoth McDonald's Corp., in the first reordering of the industry-leading trio since Wendy's was founded in 1969.
 

Andy in Sactown

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That fire crotch does make a mean cheese burger... think I might take her to the big and large dressing room and get all David Hasselhoff on her.
 

BeauBenken

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So I have to go do some last minute Christmas shopping. I tried giving out gifts to everyone, but I may have not been able to get to some of you guys. If I missed you, go ahead and complain here so I can get to you faster once I'm back. ;) hahaha
 

RyCo1983

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So I have to go do some last minute Christmas shopping. I tried giving out gifts to everyone, but I may have not been able to get to some of you guys. If I missed you, go ahead and complain here so I can get to you faster once I'm back. ;) hahaha

Thanks Beau...I gifted in return...Happy Holidays
 

BeauBenken

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I've noticed now that the only reason I get mad after losses is because I have to read some of the THE stupidest posts this board has to offer.
 
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I've noticed now that the only reason I get mad after losses is because I have to read some of the THE stupidest posts this board has to offer.

It's better to be thought a fool than to speak (type) and prove it... ~Wiseman
 

woolybug25

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It's better to be thought a fool than to speak (type) and prove it... ~Wiseman

Here's another one:

"Never get into an argument with an idiot. They will just bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience"

-Unknown
 

AdmiralBackhand

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Some levity for you Beau:

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Enjoy.
 

k1ssme1m1r1sh

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I've noticed now that the only reason I get mad after losses is because I have to read some of the THE stupidest posts this board has to offer.
Which is why I lurk in shadows like dark wing duck, it keeps me from unleashing keyboard tourettes on the jack wagons
 

woolybug25

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Happy New Year's ya pack of window-licking miscreants!!

Much Love,

~ Bug

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NYMIKE6

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So i figured i'd post it here because we all chat about a broad amount of topics here. So i have a question.

So i got a New Years present from this chick i've been banging i wouldn't call her a girlfriend because i pay for sex but whatever shes amazing, but i came home and she got a pump....

Question is should i take this as a good thing?
 

NDPhilly

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So i figured i'd post it here because we all chat about a broad amount of topics here. So i have a question.

So i got a New Years present from this chick i've been banging i wouldn't call her a girlfriend because i pay for sex but whatever shes amazing, but i came home and she got a pump....

Question is should i take this as a good thing?

What the ****?
 
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