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Attacked by a bear? Better have a Dell or Lenovo handy.

A bear attacks a woman. She fights it off -- with her laptop

(CNN)A Southern California teen had a rude awakening when an outdoor nap turned into a bear attack.

She survived by fighting the bear off with her only weapon -- a laptop. The 19-year old Sierra Madre woman fell asleep in backyard chair Monday evening, Fish and Wildlife Capt. Patrick Foy told CNN. She awoke to the sound of a bear approaching her," Foy said. "It immediately attacked."

The bear scratched the young woman's arms and legs, but then it began to bite her leg. Her wounds were not life-threatening. "The only weapon she had was her laptop. She hit the bear with it and stunned it long enough to escape inside the house," Foy said.
"She fought back vigorously, which is what you should do with any wildlife in California."
Local police responded to the incident, followed soon by wildlife officers. Bear tracks nearby and a glimpse of a bear around midnight provided evidence corroborating her story.

"This was an unprovoked, aggressive attack," Foy said. The woman did not have any food, and did not get between a bear and her cubs. "It's likely she was looked at as prey," Foy speculated. This is not the first time a sleeping person has been attacked in the area. Last year, a homeless man was attacked by a bear that was never caught.

DNA swabs were taken from the teenager's wounds and analyzed by a forensics lab. Foy says that analysis provided wildlife officers with a full DNA profile by the next day.
Tuesday night, wildlife officials caught two bears in the immediate vicinity. Their DNA was analyzed, but neither matched the profile of the offending bear. Both bears will be released in what Foy calls the 'nearest suitable habitat.' In this case, they'll be taken into the Angeles National Forest - typically 25 miles or so away from where they were captured. The bear that attacked the woman has not yet been found. If or when it is, that bear will be euthanized. California is home to only black bears, even though some are brown. There are no wild grizzlies in the state.
 

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Stay out of the Cambodian rivers.

Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out

By Ben CostJune 24, 2020 | 12:09pm

Here’s a worm that will make you squirm.

Doctors in Cambodia recently removed a leech that, in wince-worthy fashion, had entered an elderly man’s penis while he was swimming and drank a full pint of blood.

The unnamed patient first knew something was awry after experiencing severe pain while trying to use the bathroom, reports Viral Press. He wound up at a hospital in Phnom Penh, where a tiny camera was inserted into his penis, which revealed the culprit to be a leech.

The poor soul told doctors that he went swimming in a river earlier that day, leading them to deduce that the privacy-violating parasite had swum up his urethra and into his bladder. Indeed, the hospital warned locals in a statement that “the waters are rich with leeches and other insects during the rainy season.”
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was outta there when he saw the bears 😳 <br><br>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/haha_cd6?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@haha_cd6</a>) <a href="https://t.co/l3vVA5fVO1">pic.twitter.com/l3vVA5fVO1</a></p>— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1275557952477429763?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was outta there when he saw the bears 😳 <br><br>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/haha_cd6?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@haha_cd6</a>) <a href="https://t.co/l3vVA5fVO1">pic.twitter.com/l3vVA5fVO1</a></p>— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1275557952477429763?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Ha Ha's got some quick reflexes. Man, that's gotta be a scary moment. Even though there wasn't any audio, I could still hear him yell, "OH 5#!+!!!"
 

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Ha Ha's got some quick reflexes. Man, that's gotta be a scary moment. Even though there wasn't any audio, I could still hear him yell, "OH 5#!+!!!"

Yup, you don't want to mess with a bear, and a bear with a cub is even worse.

They ran away pretty fast though. Animals are certainly more bold these days with the Covid shutdowns. Less food in dumpsters, less people out to scare them off.
 

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Yup, you don't want to mess with a bear, and a bear with a cub is even worse.

They ran away pretty fast though. Animals are certainly more bold these days with the Covid shutdowns. Less food in dumpsters, less people out to scare them off.

They seem to be moving back into former territories over the past few years. There haven't been any bears in The Black Hills for about a century, but recently we've had a couple of confirmed sightings. I never heard of bears anywhere around where I grew up in N. AL, but several have been sighted in the past couple of years and Fish & Wildlife are having to capture and relocate them fairly frequently now.
 

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They seem to be moving back into former territories over the past few years. There haven't been any bears in The Black Hills for about a century, but recently we've had a couple of confirmed sightings. I never heard of bears anywhere around where I grew up in N. AL, but several have been sighted in the past couple of years and Fish & Wildlife are having to capture and relocate them fairly frequently now.

My mother rarely had coyotes till this year S of Indy. Just once in a blue moon and even then, we weren't sure if they were dogs. Now she sees them frequently.
 

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When we built in 88, there were a few houses around us, but not much. Wasn't unusual to see deer, fox, coyotes and racoons come through the yard. Rare to see any of them these days, although we still hear the coyotes howling at night.
 

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When we built in 88, there were a few houses around us, but not much. Wasn't unusual to see deer, fox, coyotes and racoons come through the yard. Rare to see any of them these days, although we still hear the coyotes howling at night.

I just saw about 3 or 4 deer at the corner of Thompson and Five Points not too long ago.

My mother lives in New Pal and the Coyotes are horrible. They never had an inside cat until they moved out there...now they can't let a cat out of the house.

When I was working at Roche there was a garden for the employees in their back park. Coyotes would have a hay day treating it as a smorgasbord.
 

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It’s amazing to me that this still happens this frequently. You’d think people would learn after all the recent incidents at Yellowstone being widely publicized.

A wise man learns from others' mistakes. A smart man learns from his own. A fool never learns at all.
 

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We have an entire herd of Bison that live within city limits and I've never heard of anyone being hurt by one. Leave the big bastards alone and they arent gonna bother you none either.

So true. We have several herds in my area, including a few large herds in Custer State Park. Heck, you can drive through a herd, sit in the middle of one and watch them scratch themselves on your car or lick salt off of it in the winter, or even get out and take pics as long as you use common sense and don't get too close or antagonize them. Even the most obtuse, never-seen-a-cow city slicker should still be able to recognize that a bison pawing the ground and shaking its head is trying to warn you to back off. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: at least half of all the people on Earth are blithering idiots with no more sense than a lobotomized sheep.
 

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I've tossed food to bears before from a distance, but never ever would I do this. I have to guess they have a history with this one.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nothing to see here, just having a casual picnic <a href="https://twitter.com/StoolOutdoors?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@stooloutdoors</a> (via ig:am_mrs.nesbit) <a href="https://t.co/oAZF7lXZ4y">pic.twitter.com/oAZF7lXZ4y</a></p>— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1293196650249248768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 

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I've tossed food to bears before from a distance, but never ever would I do this. I have to guess they have a history with this one.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nothing to see here, just having a casual picnic <a href="https://twitter.com/StoolOutdoors?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@stooloutdoors</a> (via ig:am_mrs.nesbit) <a href="https://t.co/oAZF7lXZ4y">pic.twitter.com/oAZF7lXZ4y</a></p>— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1293196650249248768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bear: "Two more beers and I'm gonna show that blonde what else us bears do in the woods."
 

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Bear: "Two more beers and I'm gonna show that blonde what else us bears do in the woods."

All those folks just sitting there calm is twilight zone stuff. The dude making him his first PB&J actually puts a finger in his face telling him to wait. I'm like... "WTF"... I agree, the bear likely has hidden motives with the blonde lol... "I've got a picnic basket for you baby"
 

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All those folks just sitting there calm is twilight zone stuff. The dude making him his first PB&J actually puts a finger in his face telling him to wait. I'm like... "WTF"... I agree, the bear likely has hidden motives with the blonde lol... "I've got a picnic basket for you baby"

As you suggested earlier, they have to have some history with this bear. He's been coming into their yard for awhile and they've all gotten to "be friends," or this is a staged clip with a tame bear. No way even the stupidest people just sit around and act like that with a strange bear.

On a related note, I took my daughter to Bear Country for her birthday in June. It's a drive though bear park with more than 100 black bears in about a 40 acre enclosure. The bears are just wandering around doing bear things and will get very close to your vehicle, but rarely if ever cause problems. I was surprised to see park workers ride through on 4-wheelers and work in the open with bears 20 or 30 feet away. I asked a guy who worked there and he said the bears were all born and raised at the park, used to people, well fed, and were never aggressive. Still made me a little twitchy.
 

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As you suggested earlier, they have to have some history with this bear. He's been coming into their yard for awhile and they've all gotten to "be friends," or this is a staged clip with a tame bear. No way even the stupidest people just sit around and act like that with a strange bear.

On a related note, I took my daughter to Bear Country for her birthday in June. It's a drive though bear park with more than 100 black bears in about a 40 acre enclosure. The bears are just wandering around doing bear things and will get very close to your vehicle, but rarely if ever cause problems. I was surprised to see park workers ride through on 4-wheelers and work in the open with bears 20 or 30 feet away. I asked a guy who worked there and he said the bears were all born and raised at the park, used to people, well fed, and were never aggressive. Still made me a little twitchy.

My parents and aunt/uncle took my cousin and I to Gatlinburg in the late 70s and we got to see a ton of bears up close. My dad and uncle let us toss food to them, and they were not aggressive at all. More playful than anything (we tossed our cheap rubber ball to play with). Shit went sideways when my mom and aunt saw what we were doing.

Fast forward 20 years, and saw a lot of bears up close while trout fishing in the White Mountains (AZ) on Black River. We tossed them trout several times as we were over our limit everyday. I was a lot more twitchy around those bears. We had to lock down our campsite tight at night.
 

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They have to have a history with that bear for it not to want to grab the food right away, right? Sooner or later when they least expect it, that bear is going to revert to its natural instincts and someone is going to get hurt. Then when asked by a reporter, one of those dudes will say, "I didn't see that coming".

We took a of of vacations to the Smokey's when I was a little guy. Camped at Cades Cove. The bears would come into the camping area every night looking for food.
 

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One of my favorite quotations is about how wise people learn from others' mistakes, average people learn from their own mistakes, and idiots never learn at all. We can safely say this woman has at least removed herself from consideration for the first category. Yes folks, we have yet another moron who approached a bison and paid for it.

This happened Wednesday afternoon at Custer State Park just a few miles from my house. A 54-year-old Iowa woman approached a calf and got too close when the calf's mother attacked her. It caught the woman's jeans in its horns and slung her around a few times until it ripped the woman's jeans off, dumping her on the ground and knocking her unconscious. The video in the link below is just the attack, while the embedded 3 1/2 min video shows a bit more before and after. BTW, I know one of the rangers shown near the end.

https://www.today.com/news/bison-drags-woman-out-her-jeans-custer-state-park-t189416

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WTF is a wild boar doing out in the sea. Fell off the bacon boat? That guy was fortunate to have a shovel handy lol.

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One of my favorite quotations is about how wise people learn from others' mistakes, average people learn from their own mistakes, and idiots never learn at all. We can safely say this woman has at least removed herself from consideration from the first category. Yes folks, we have yet another moron who approached a bison and paid for it.

This happened Wednesday afternoon at Custer State Park just a few miles from my house. A 54-year-old Iowa woman approached a calf and got too close when the calf's mother attacked her. It caught the woman's jeans in its horns and slung her around a few times until it ripped the woman's jeans off, dumping her on the ground and knocking her unconscious. The video in the link below is just the attack, while the embedded 3 1/2 min video shows a bit more before and after. BTW, I know one of the rangers shown near the end.

https://www.today.com/news/bison-drags-woman-out-her-jeans-custer-state-park-t189416

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gIYQ6hh-XD4" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I say this every time I see a bison video... stay the hell away from them. They are bad hombres if they decide they don't like you. I'm probably more afraid of them than bears.
 

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WTF is a wild boar doing out in the sea. Fell off the bacon boat? That guy was fortunate to have a shovel handy lol.

That's crazy.

Hey Gunter, What kind of a fish is that?
 

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One of my favorite quotations is about how wise people learn from others' mistakes, average people learn from their own mistakes, and idiots never learn at all. We can safely say this woman has at least removed herself from consideration from the first category. Yes folks, we have yet another moron who approached a bison and paid for it.

This happened Wednesday afternoon at Custer State Park just a few miles from my house. A 54-year-old Iowa woman approached a calf and got too close when the calf's mother attacked her. It caught the woman's jeans in its horns and slung her around a few times until it ripped the woman's jeans off, dumping her on the ground and knocking her unconscious. The video in the link below is just the attack, while the embedded 3 1/2 min video shows a bit more before and after. BTW, I know one of the rangers shown near the end.

The dude that drove his motorcycle through the pack is a brave idiot. Lucky he didn't get overturned.
 

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Mother Nature. This spider is eating the guts of a little tree frog while another tree frog sits nearby and watches.

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holy hell, wait for it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The canteen is open .. hurry up <a href="https://t.co/LM5XcVBq9A">pic.twitter.com/LM5XcVBq9A</a></p>— Ernesto’s Sanctuary for Syrian Cats (@theAleppoCatman) <a href="https://twitter.com/theAleppoCatman/status/1229831265706221570?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 18, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 

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Mother Nature. This spider is eating the guts of a little tree frog while another tree frog sits nearby and watches.

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When I was in my 20's, I saw one of these at a friend's house with a rather large lizard caught in its web.
 
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