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Sam.

These kids are collectively a fuckin menace.

Why is Dennis from it's always sunny doing college football studio commentary?

Bizarre breakdowns in the secondary all day, absent pass rush, wan upfront against the run. 38-35 NCSt sorry fellas wish I was wrong, got the Shining on this one.

Good understanding of the defensive efficiency stat.

Whatever else you want to say about the godforsaken stretch of url going by the name of Tigerdroppings.com, they seem to have gotten to the bottom of things a lot faster than this place did.

Why is Marty fucking Auer getting minutes

He would have been a star here, starting with this year, and would have affected the off-season accruals. It sucks man. It really sucks.

This is correct. He's psychotically competitive, an NFL quarterback and thus a 99.999th percentile athlete, a winner everywhere he's been, but also just a HUGE fucking dork. And as you can see it's contagious.

"Kind of a dud" indeed. Alternatively "a stark, humiliating testament to the collapse of a once wonderful sport." If I thought hypnotism would get college football out of my brain I would do it this afternoon.

I think he's going to be the best WR in this or last class.

significant progress for Keanaaina means putting on full uniform without a weight-bearing ligament spontaneously evaporating or something

Hoping if we can't make an NY6 we end up in the Visine Dilbert Dogshit Bowl

(scratching neck) y'all got any more of them advanced box scores?

This is major if my aunt had x she'd be my uncle territory. Whatever else you want to say about BK he was not capable of creating Sam Hartman at ND

Oh wow the "monitor the landscape" guy thinks it's a complete disaster I'll be sure to hold this valuable opinion close to my heart.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think if you took a survey of the people in your life that you respect that also don't spend 40h/week on a football message board, then yes. They would in fact urge you, under the circumstances, to get a fucking life. Which probably means stepping away...