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Then why have I been paying taxes all this time?!?!

What about with sandpaper? Or with Icy Hot?

To be fair, the only notable football program east of Rutgers is Boston College. And no one gives a shit about them.

No, she's in a biker phase right now. Harry isn't really her type. But thanks for thinking of her!

Harry ain’t got time for Absher. He’s got bigger titties to lick.

Foghorn Leghorn sounds quite similar to Michael Klump

National Baking Association

Iamaleava: "I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and universities not giving me the shit I need to win. Oregon, you're fucking out. Nico Iamaleava is now a free agent. Let's buy the bar and get shitfaced. Get me paid, bitch! Superstar!"

He must be in Finnys

Hadn't fully recovered from his hysterectomy

Fitting since they have the first female head coach

The fatties were

This is Russian disinformation!

Shut up and buy a Tesla!

Hometown of Hannibal of Carthage

His competition is somewhere between crap and meh. They play in one of the middle divisions in Missouri. Hannibal is on the Illinois border and there isn't a lot going on there.

Tommy dunking on scUM

Inflation hitting all of us hard man.

Kelly is a fat fuck /thread