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She's not good enough for any of Brick's cars

The connection is that he played college football

She's not good enough for Brick

Brick, what's the deal man? I hope you're not this much of a tease to your ladies.

You can still find ACamp's mom under the bleachers though

I heard 100s are for gays

ACamps mom cleans up better than I remembered

Your mom is the equivalent of the imitation bacon bits on the Perkins salad bar. Don’t kid yourself.

Perkins isn’t a steakhouse you dingleberry

She’s ahead of your mom for a promotion at Ponderosa Steakhouse so you can stfu

She's not off the table, but the nutrition department is going to be ordering a lot of Oatmeal Creme Pies if she takes the job.

Good luck getting her to quit her job as a butch haircut mall cop

Grown men talking about clothes.

Well now it's Ms. Robinson

Older woman and making a boatload of money? Brick, you're like one of those black guy rappers that I always wanted to be.

The mayor is a shithead

You selling your old lady's farts too? I thought I had the exclusive contract on that.

Mookie Blaylock's kid?

ACamp IrishND31 IrishLion Irish#1 WildBill

Congratulations! But I’m curious why this ended up in the “Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do” thread.