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LaRosa's makes wet dog food pizza.

Probably busted his STD test

I need you to come train my Husky/German-Shepard mix then. He barks incessantly if he's outside on his own.

Busted just like Justin Brent. Didn't care enough about football or hard work.

Best 3 hours of my life right there!

She’s been working on a book about this. Check Amazon in about 4 months.

Yes but pretend to be a little more self-deprecating. You gotta sell it.

I tell your old lady that all the time. I’m tired of having a beached whale killing my tall fescue. Can you bring your backhoe over and roll her out? I don’t have enough Cheetos to motivate her to get up.

*French Canadian

I ride a Peloton thank you very much

Who hurt you?

Can we cast the stream using chromecast?

Clinton

Whoa whoa whoa. Get outta here with those stupid takes....

I hope your mom wasn't a Hog

Blow a .2 or you don’t get in the stadium. Blow anything under that and you get escorted to the dork tank in the library where you belong. Bunch of nerds.

I'm starting to think you're not the real Jerry Rice.

Catholic Church doesn't endorse playing both ways.