Analysis of ND Opponents

[irishpat183]

Denard can't even tie his shoes.....argument over.

 

[NDhoosier]

lol, if we don't beat Michigan by 10 points this year, it will be a terrible showing from Notre Dame players. Lucky bounces and calls only last for so long...

 

[maison bleu]

At least we have impeccable grammer and spelling skills here, right Buster! Also, do you know how to add the number of games played in and started between to two Einstein?? Doesn't your shift at Wal-Mart start soon?!?!?!

Given your "impeccable grammer and spelling skills", it's pretty funny that you don't know how to spell GRAMMAR....

 

[FLDomer]

Given your "impeccable grammer and spelling skills", it's pretty funny that you don't know how to spell GRAMMAR....

You got me! Congrats.... Question, are all your forums so weak that you need to come over here? I'm mean we don't come over to your work and slap the dicks out of your mouths, Maison Bleu (btw sweet gay porn name).

 

[returnofthemack]

I don't understand why you guys would even respond to the mgoblue troll. He's obviously a Walmart Wolverine. Most scUM fans that actually went to Michigan have enough respect for ND and our rivalry to never say a loss or win is assured. By the way, I think it's hilarious what three four-point wins in shootouts has done for their confidence. Any idiot knows those games could have gone both ways with a different balance of luck.

 

[returnofthemack]

If Rees starts, I think scUM could actually blow us out. Their illiterate wildcat QB will do his thing, and any defensive coordinator worth his salt (and Mattison certainly is) now knows how to easily stop Rees. With a real QB, this will be a shootout like it almost always is.

 

[NDPhilly]

Please. We came within 30 seconds of beating you with Rees as our QB.

 

[clashmore_mike]

Mgoblue must have ran out of numbers to add on to his ***** bin ***** screen names.

 

[irishog77]

Mgoblue must have ran out of numbers to add on to his ***** bin ***** screen names.

If that's the case, then I wish he woulda dropped some porn on us instead of stupid Michigan stuff while he was here this time.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

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Just an idea . . .

 

[johnnykillz]

Given your "impeccable grammer and spelling skills", it's pretty funny that you don't know how to spell GRAMMAR....

LMAO!

Ouch!

 

[FLDomer]

LMAO!

Ouch!

It is painful! I got punked by someone that probably supplies the majority of their wardrobe from Wal-Mart, but one thing that brings me solace is the fact/blessing that I am not a Michigan fan, though born in the state, I stayed strong and didn't join the legion of Wal-Mart Wolverines!

 

[irishog77]

It is painful! I got punked by someone that probably supplies the majority of their wardrobe from Wal-Mart, but one thing that brings me solace is the fact/blessing that I am not a Michigan fan, though born in the state, I stayed strong and didn't join the legion of Wal-Mart Wolverines!

I have a pair of jorts for each day of the week myself. Yes, that includes my Sunday best jorts I wear to weddings, meetings, and proms.

 

[IrishSteelhead]

OPPONENT: Pitt

STRENGTHS: Sunseri is undoubtedly Calabrese's cousin and part of large organized crime syndicate, coach no longer has mustache (or felony), and is also crappy enough to stay there for longer than a year, played ND well last season, flexed muscles against Gardner-Webb this year

WEAKNESSES: Mark May went there, Pitt fans have absolutely nothing to live for now that Steelers suck too, Mark May went there, they play in a stadium named after a condiment, Mark May went there, 6-6 seasons will turn into 3-9 ones in the ACC, Mark May went there

HOW THESE STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES MATCH UP FOR ND: Favorable to say the least. We're good, they suck. We have strengths, they have weaknesses. Holtz has a penis (although not functional), MayDay has a merkin

WHAT ND HAS TO DO WIN: Make sure they don't have to forfeit the game after Carlo plunges an icepick into Sunseri's neck and says, "Tino, I always knew it was you...."

PREDICTION: ND 29 sPitt 11

MOVIE EQUIVALENT OF GAME: Scene in "Goodfellas" when Tommy beats Billy Batts to death. (Tommy=Carlo, Billy=Tino)

*Gonna take me another try to find my groove again fellas, Pitt is hard to do (because they are completely useless) also

 

[FLDomer]

THANK GOD! YOU"RE BACK!!!