I love good quotes!

[BobD]

"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday." ~W. C. Fields

 

[BobD]

"It doesn't seem like being patient, it seems like you are watching something special being built." ~kmoose

 

[BeauBenken]

"A closed mouth gathers no foot."

 

[BeauBenken]

"Don't give up. Don't ever give up." - Jimmy V

 

[irishog77]

"Oh wait, is she a great big fat person?"

-Buffalo Bill

 

[BobD]

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."~Evan Esar

 

[irishpat183]

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat"

Jesse "the body" Ventura

 

[irishpat183]

"The will to win, is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win"

Vince Lombardi

 

[military_irish]

"Run Forrest Run"

-Jenny-

 

[irishog77]

"Inconceivable"

-Vizzini

 

[BeauBenken]

"Inconceivable"

-Vizzini

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Vizzini

 

[NankerPhelge]

"My balls itch! Somebody scratch my balls!"--Cheech waking up in a straight-jacket in a padded room.

 

[BobD]

"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures." ~Evan Esar

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a ****ing boat.

-Crash Davis

 

[bert2834]

"I can recruit, look at my wife."

Fedora(UNC head coach)

 

[shovel_dr]

Not Sure where it came from but I heard it on a sports talk radio program:
" If two people agree on everything then one of them is unnecessary"

 

[CanadianIrishFan306]

Great Quotes
Manti Te’o on Returning to Notre Dame
“This was a tough decision, and I found myself praying about it often. Ultimately, I really want to experience my senior year at Notre Dame. The happiest moments so far in my life have comewhen I am spending time with people I love. I wanted to spend another year with my teammates and the coaches on our team. I don’t think any sum of money can replace the memories I can create in my senior year.

“Graduating from Notre Dame is really important to me. Many people encouraged me to go to the NFL because I couldalways earn my diploma later in life. If I did that, though, I would not have the chance for the same experiences that are ahead of me in my senior year, and I would not have finished at Notre Dame with the guys I started with and care so much about. When I weighed all the factors that went into this decision, it just felt right to stay at Notre Dame.”

 

[irishog77]

"Eat, Papa."

-Mrs. Claus

 

[BobD]

"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice." ~Wayne Dyer

 

[nlroma1o]

"That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

(Bus Stop Lady: "Austria.")

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

- Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber

 

[BobD]

"Stay on topic." ~

 

[DomerInHappyValley]

When talking about tigerdroppings.

Who want's to be named after a tiger's number 2.
Sounds like something I would say if I ever saw a tiger in the wild.
"TIGER S***"

Me in Gunner's thread before they decided to delete it.
I was also partying with the captain last night.

 

[dshans]

"When you're up against the wall, take a good look. Paint or re-paper if necessary."

– dshans

 

[BobD]

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."~Roy L. Smith

 

[NYMIKE6]

"I believe the ability to think is blessed, If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think."

Richard Pryor-
thats on the office wall and no one believe its RP.

 

[NYMIKE6]

"I wake up every morning at 9 and grab the morning paper. Then i look at the obituary. If my name isn't in it, i get up."

Benjamin Franklin

 

[NYMIKE6]

"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend."

Jim Morrison

 

[BobD]

"Well 2011 is done and I'm really looking forward to 2012. Oh fvck it's time to file taxes again!" ~BobD

 

[Rocky2820]

Two from Mia Hamm:

“The vision of a champion is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion, when nobody else is looking.”

“I am building a fire, and every day I train I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.”

 

[BeauBenken]

Two from Mia Hamm:

“The vision of a champion is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion, when nobody else is looking.”

“I am building a fire, and every day I train I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.”

Oh this has to be a joke...

That's too good. lmao