The person below me (new game)

[AlbuquerqueIrishFan]

The person below me thinks Omar Hunter is transferring to ND.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Georgia Domer: "have u seen the price of magnums lately might have to cut back! the person below me is stripping for a living!"


I walk around naked dummy, because I'm cute that way. Have you ever seen a well dressed deer? The person below me right now died about a week ago. I have this odd necrophilia habit during free time...

The poster below me leaves toilet paper in the butt rather than buy underwear.

 

[Veer option]

Have heard the term going "commando?" Well jamming TP up my crack in lieu of underwear is going colon commando.




The person below me jaw just dropped and dry heaved.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Don't make fun of my physical condition. It has taken the work of many doctors, lawyers, techs, therapists, and priests attempting exorcism. There has been more than one movie about this. Your mama socks ducks in hail.

The person below me is still dead.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Don't make fun of my physical condition. It has taken the work of many doctors, lawyers, techs, therapists, and priests attempting exorcism. There has been more than one movie about this. Your mama socks ducks in hail.

The person below me is still dead.

But I have re-animated and now I want brains. BRRAAAINS!!! Mmmmm...brains!

The person below me has had the hiccups for over a year...

 

[D-BOE34]

I'm calling BS

Below me blows Mark May

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm calling BS

Below me blows Mark May

Well, during exorcism, it was revealed the someone's mama May sock ducks in hail.

The person below me seems to be experiencing a rigor mortis session, and smells like formaldehyde.

But I like hard bodies.

 

[Quinntastic]

I'm performing my own exhumation of Buddy Holly's body, lay off.

The person below me never learned to do long division.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

mama said long division is the devil. the person below me pees in the shower

 

[CurtisCandy]

There are other options?

The person below me touches themselves inappropriately to Justin Bieber videos.

 

[dshans]

Define "inappropriately."

The person below me eats Cracker Jacks (Surprise Inside!)™ while singing "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head."

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I only use the Cracker Jacks (prize inside) to lure that little deer in to my cross hairs. And the song just keeps me amused while I wait.

The person below me has a strange whistle sound come out of their right nostril every time they breath in or out.

 

[CurtisCandy]

In my defense NOWHERE on my bag of peanut M&Ms did it say not to stick them up my nose!

The person below me has a secret shrine to Lane Kiffen in his/her closet.

 

[Veer option]

His is my mentor, idol and savior. He lets me take a dip in Mrs. Kiffin every time I'm in LA too. Straight up awesome individual with a most outstanding disposition. I almost puked twice whilst typing that.






The person below me goes to grade school playgrounds to learn all the latest dirty words.

 

[Quinntastic]

Apparently this year the big word will be "kumquat"

*giggles*

The person below me spit in the face of Lou Holtz. ON. HIS. BIRTHDAY.

 

[pkt77242]

And what is wrong with that, I would have gone with Lane Kiffin but I have a man crush on him.

The person below me puts peanut butter on their crotch and has their dog lick it off

 

[Veer option]

You ever tried it? Its amazing, much better than the Dirt Devil which chafes me.




The person below me while on an airplane let loose a horrendous fart and blamed it on the person next to him.

 

[pkt77242]

My wife made me sleep on the couch the whole weekend for blaming it on her.

The person below me fantasizes about male cheerleaders

 

[CurtisCandy]

That would all be accurate, except for the fact that farts don't have lumps.

The person below me wears Michigan Wolverine Underoos.

 

[Veer option]

Skunk bear blue looks much better on me than Notre Dame Navy Blue. It brings out my eyes.



The person below me thinks that two guys riding a motorcycle is ok.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Ok call me a girl, but why isn't it ok for two guys to ride a motorcycle?

The person below me loves to watch WWE, naked, while sitting on a bean bag.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Ok call me a girl, but why isn't it ok for two guys to ride a motorcycle?

The person below me loves to watch WWE, naked, while sitting on a bean bag.

I have to put a towel down first because I get a little sweaty watching The Rock and my "bean bag" sticks to the bean bag.



The person below me is lactose intolerant.

 

[Veer option]

Explains why milk runs through me like a stampede of fat people chasing the last chocolate bar on earth.






The person below me drove their Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

That was me, went out last night and drank the bar out of Yukon Jack. Happens all the time :-/

The person below me owns pajama jeans and has a mullet.

 

[pkt77242]

How did you know I rocked the mullet, I haven't even posted a picture yet.

The person below me still uses myspace to hook up with people

 

[Veer option]

I only hook up with the best and brightest this society has to offer.





The person below me goes to the zoo just to make faces at the monkeys.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't own a mirror, so I have to get creative.

The person below me was born on a pirate ship (hold your tongue!)

 

[pkt77242]

I don't own a mirror, so I have to get creative.

The person below me was born on a pirate ship (hold your tongue!)

Does that mean that I have two mothers Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly? And let me tell you being breastfeed by Keira Knightly was great.

The person below me wears their underwear multiple days

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I turn them inside out every other day though. Double duty (doody?)

The person below me loves to LARP.

 

[pkt77242]

Who doesn't love wacking other people with their sword and pretending to be a hero? Plus isn't this how everyone tries to pick up chicks, she is the damsel in distress and I am the knight in shining armor?

The person below me has a secret fetish for Teletubbies.