The person below me (new game)

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

OMG I just spit Jim Beam on my laptop! TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!
And Also...the person above me needs to get out of bed and make me a sandwich!

 

[Veer option]

I don't think you want a sandwich made from the stuff that has been sitting in the fridge since January.




The person below me gets drunk and beats up midgets.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Gosh. How short do you have to be to beat "up" on a midget?

The person below me likes to fart at church.

 

[dshans]

KissyFace:

"Last edited by k1ssme1m1r1sh; 05-06-2011 at 09:48 PM.. Reason: edited because something witty came to my brain"

Did it hurt?

"The person below me gets drunk and beats up midgets."

So I likes me a little juice now and then ... and I only beat up little people who won't share their Mad Dog 20/20 with me.

The person below me likes strawberries dipped in Arby's Horsey Sauce.

 

[Veer option]

The character profile of those two flavors is unmatched anywhere in gastronomy. Salivating at my desk just thinking about it.


The person below me laughs at his farts while taking a bath.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Too slow to type!

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

The character profile of those two flavors is unmatched anywhere in gastronomy. Salivating at my desk just thinking about it.


The person below me laughs at his farts while taking a bath.

Always! Why do farts smell so much worse when they come from underwater? Some sort of chemical reaction takes place.

The person below me likes to go barefoot in public restrooms.

 

[Veer option]

Of course. I am sure those floors are cleaned hourly by hardworking, minimum wage earning, GED graduates. Folks who strive for perfection everyday.








The person below me went to Africa to look at tribal boobies

 

[johnnykillz]

Hey! I was with National Geographic Booty Club.

The person below me: And there he/she is, reigning supreme at number two.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

2 is not the winner, but THREE is the one no one remembers.

The person below me likes to sing thriller in the shower, complete with dance moves.

 

[Veer option]

It gives me an excuse to make rhythmic pelvic thrusts and grab my junk, without feeling bad about it.





The person below me once went on a Mountain Dew and Redbull bender.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Only because I was trying to counteract the effects of the weed and qualudes.

The person below me has tried on more than one occasion to see if they were flexible enough to pleasure themselves orally.

 

[Veer option]

Not only tried but succeeded without breaking my neck...it was glorious!


The person below me has slumber parties and watches John Hughes movies.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I am a girl...duh...16 candles is my favorite John Hughes movie! After a few bottles of wine, I bet you wish you were at those slumber parties... haha jokin

The person below me, thinks Uncle Buck is sexxy

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I am a girl...duh...16 candles is my favorite John Hughes movie! After a few bottles of wine, I bet you wish you were at those slumber parties... haha jokin

The person below me, thinks Uncle Buck is sexxy

I am a little conflicted by this one because I actually have an Uncle Buck and he told me not to tell anyone or I would be in trouble.

The person below me carries a really tiny comb and spends about 6 hours everyday in the bathroom combing their pubes.

 

[Irish Insanity]

I am a little conflicted by this one because I actually have an Uncle Buck and he told me not to tell anyone or I would be in trouble.

The person below me carries a really tiny comb and spends about 6 hours everyday in the bathroom combing their pubes.

Can't comb what you don't have!

The person below me enjoys braiding their anal hair.

 

[D-BOE34]

Can't comb what you don't have!

The person below me enjoys braiding their anal hair.

The dingleberries make it impossible to cut through and its to rough to put up so braiding is my only option.

The person below me once smacked a baby in front of Jesus while yelling Bob Sagat's name in vein!

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Does it count if the baby was 12 lbs of HIT? I mean not all are babies are cute ya know.

The person below me, has a girlfriend who has, on occassion been mistaken for a pitbull.

 

[BeauBenken]

I swear I'm using her. She's the daughter of a D1 coach...gotta get myself in the name pool somehow...

Person below me grabs their chest or sometimes other peoples chests during a conversation.

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

It's a fine line between 'grabbing' and 'feeling up'.

The person below me loves to sing show tunes at the beach.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...does that count??

The person below me, is a FANILOW.

 

[NDOM]

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...does that count??

The person below me, is a FANILOW.

WTF is a FANILOW?

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

We had an entire Dorm theme song that went to Copacabana . . . "We live in Pangborn, it is a great dorm" and I don't remember the rest.

The person below me keeps trying to get on the Biggest Loser.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Side bar: NDOM, how can you be a champion chiefer and NOT know what a FANILOW is? Fan of Barry Manilow...

Biggest Loser? Nah, I was gonna start pumping iron, but then I thought "does a rose need perfume"?

The person below me, is a metrosexual.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Unfortunately I've honestly been told that alot lately....

The person below me married a U fo M fan

 

[D-BOE34]

Unfortunately I've honestly been told that alot lately....

The person below me married a U fo M fan

I married her so I could beat her everyday

The person below me only dates dudes that work at Waffle House night shift.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

The belgians are on slam there, don't hate...

The person below me's momma looks like a T Rex...

 

[BeauBenken]

With how short her arms are, they're pointless...

The person below me feels up the mankins in all the clothing stores they visit...ALL of them

 

[Veer option]

I have never heard them say no, and I always leave a tip.




The person below me goes to USC games and throw condoms at the Song Girls with his number written on them.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

have u seen the price of magnums lately might have to cut back! the person below me is stripping for a living!