Miss Print got me excited for nothing!

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Yeah is she hot?

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Ask KPenn how to make a thread...
 

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The title is purposely a joke/really what happened when I read the article. Did you read the article to see what I was speaking of?
 

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The title is purposely a joke/really what happened when I read the article. Did you read the article to see what I was speaking of?

The article doesn't have a misprint, it's just probably improperly worded. It states:

Former University of Florida head coach and Notre Dame assistant coach Urban Meyer

Meaning he was a former U of F head coach AND a former ND assistant, which are both accurate statements. A quick glance could give the wrong impression.
 

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Most of you guys need to go over to Song Girl Monday --- the only USC "product" worth keeping on the field.
 

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Most of you guys need to go over to Song Girl Monday --- the only USC "product" worth keeping on the field.

Funny, I never heard of that site until you, Sir Old Dirty Man (but quite normal) Michael, brought it to my attention.

Parental warning

http://frathousesports.com/wp-content/gallery/usc-song-girl-upskirts/USC Song Girl Upskirt 2.jpg

http://www.sportscasualties.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wet_song_girls.jpg

http://www.40acressports.com/images/usc-song-girl-upskirt.jpg

usc song girl - Google Search
 
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Neutered: at age 70, it's one of my few remaining pleasures to at least leer at pretty girls. When that stops appealing, I'll be reading my obituary or hoping I was.
 

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Neutered: at age 70, it's one of my few remaining pleasures to at least leer at pretty girls. When that stops appealing, I'll be reading my obituary or hoping I was.

Too funny. Reminds me of Alan Arkin in the movie Little Miss Sunshine:

Grandpa: Are you gettin' any?
Richard: Dad!
Grandpa: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?
Richard: Come on, please.
Grandpa: [Dwayne shakes his head] No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man!
Richard: Dad!
Grandpa: You should be gettin' that young stuff.
Richard: Dad!
Grandpa: That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.
Richard: Hey! Hey! Dad! That's enough! Stop it!
Grandpa: Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five.



Frank: I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?
Sheryl: Frank...
Grandpa: Are you kidding me? It was a ****ing paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a ****ing sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
Frank: You must have been very busy.
Grandpa: Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.
Frank: Really?
Grandpa: Forget about it.




Sheryl: [to Frank] He started snorting heroin.
Frank: [to Grandpa] You started snorting heroin?
Grandpa: [in response to Frank, aimed at Dwayne] Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that ****.
Frank: [to Grandpa] Well what about you?
Grandpa: [to Frank] What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.
 

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From the endless fountain of wisdom that is Mountain William:
"Boys were made to make girls laugh.
Girls were made to make boys smile."
 
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Hey, uh, Neutered, what exactly are they singing with? And, while we're at it, what sort of grammar is it to end the sentence with a preposition of?
 

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I think I went out with a Ms Print a few years ago. Give me time to research my checking account records and I'll get back to you ...
 

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Former University of Florida head coach and Notre Dame assistant coach Urban Meyer will be the featured presenter at the 2011 Notre Dame Football Coaches Clinic.

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Mickey Wilson, head coach at Myrtle Beach High School in Myrtle Beach, S.C., and Rick Finotti, head coach at St. Edward High School in Lakewood, Ohio, will serve as guest speakers.

All three coaches mentioned in the article have a connection to Notre Dame:

Urban Meyer - WR coach under Davie

Mickey Wilson - Everett Golson's HC

Rick Finotti - St Ed's is a C.S.C. institution
 

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The article doesn't have a misprint, it's just probably improperly worded. It states:



Meaning he was a former U of F head coach AND a former ND assistant, which are both accurate statements. A quick glance could give the wrong impression.

Now I feel stupid! I didn't know he was a former assistant coach at ND. What years? Thanks by the way for clearing that up!

Does anybody else find people who take the time to correct grammar mistakes on a sports blog website extremely annoying?!?!? I think it's the whole greater than thou attitude that pisses me off! For instance I rather have known Meyer was a former assistant coach at ND than have the skill set to successfully identify a run on sentence.......just saying.

Please no gold starts or smiley faces! IDGAF
 

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Under Davie aye......before my time! I feel better now.

Thanks BGIF!
 

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Hey, uh, Neutered, what exactly are they singing with? And, while we're at it, what sort of grammar is it to end the sentence with a preposition of?

Sorry Mr. Bog of the Trotter clan, but I can't find where that sentence is at.

I once called a friend on the phone and he asked "Hey, where ya at?" I told him not to end his sentence with a proposition, so he responded "O.K. Where ya at, *******."
 

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Sorry Mr. Bog of the Trotter clan, but I can't find where that sentence is at.

I once called a friend on the phone and he asked "Hey, where ya at?" I told him not to end his sentence with a proposition, so he responded "O.K. Where ya at, *******."

lmfao!!! sounds like you called my brother
 

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Hey, uh, Neutered, what exactly are they singing with? And, while we're at it, what sort of grammar is it to end the sentence with a preposition of?
Winston Churchill OK the use of a preposition to end a sentence with. I believe it was at the conference with FDR that took place at sea off the coast of Newfoundland in 1941. Incidentally, the Atlantic Charter lead to the formation of the United Nations after the war.
"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
 

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Winston Churchill OK the use of a preposition to end a sentence with. I believe it was at the conference with FDR that took place at sea off the coast of Newfoundland in 1941. Incidentally, the Atlantic Charter lead to the formation of the United Nations after the war.
"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."

The late Edwin Newman was a noted journalist and fierce grammarian. Back in the 80's he hosted Saturday Night Live and did a bit as a Suicide Hot Live person fielding a call from a distraugth woman who was going to commit suicide. She ended the last sentence of her tale of woe with a preposition. Newman paused apparently searching for the compassion and sensitivity associated with Suicide Hotline trainging. Instead he proceeded to berate the woman. I don't remember the exact wording but it was to the something like, "Madam, do you really wish to have the last sentence you utter in life to end in a preposition? If that's the way you usually speak I understand your wish to terminate your existence."
 
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