Documents released by the Freedom of Information Act reveal that the Joint Chiefs of Staff have several times in the past year encountered threats that they were powerless to solve. Each time they agreed that it was time to consult with the Pentagon's Ultra-secret Intelligence Agency, on the legendary inside corridor of the Fifth Side. Respectfully knocking on the hallowed door, they were admitted by Bob Diaco. He made a few calls. World Peace was restored. As the Joint Chiefs left the office, they turned to salute. Above the door it read:
Defense
Intelligence
Agency
Commanding
Officer.
His reflection in the mirror was also saluting.