Bob "Pitbull" Diaco

[Riddickulous]

Bob Diaco plans to annex Canada via 4:30 AM visit/intimidation with Canada's prime minister, after which he plans on making Canada into a state known as Diacoland.

So a source told ESPN...

 

[BurningRiver]

Per a report on Rivals, Bob Diaco convinced Osama Bin Laden to come out of hiding last night. All he had to do was look at him.

 

[PLACforever]

Bob Diaco plans to annex Canada via 4:30 AM visit/intimidation with Canada's prime minister, after which he plans on making Canada into a state known as Diacoland.

So a source told ESPN...

As awesome as that sounds, if ESPN is reporting it, then it either:
A. Happened a while ago
or
B. Is complete cow manure.

 

[IHateMarkMay]

Bob Diaco once talked to an athlete who would run through a brick wall for him. Diaco then asked the athlete to run through the wall and upon building the wall he looked at it and the wall ran through itself.

 

[Old Man Mike]

Documents released by the Freedom of Information Act reveal that the Joint Chiefs of Staff have several times in the past year encountered threats that they were powerless to solve. Each time they agreed that it was time to consult with the Pentagon's Ultra-secret Intelligence Agency, on the legendary inside corridor of the Fifth Side. Respectfully knocking on the hallowed door, they were admitted by Bob Diaco. He made a few calls. World Peace was restored. As the Joint Chiefs left the office, they turned to salute. Above the door it read:
Defense
Intelligence
Agency
Commanding
Officer.
His reflection in the mirror was also saluting.

 

[GreatGolson]

Diaco isn't right or left handed, he writes with his middle hand

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

"The resolution of all the fruitless searches"

"The resolution of all the fruitless searches"

My Ode to To Mike Diaco. I come back to the place you are

With lyrics for your reading/karaoke pleasure.


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[IrishBlood81]

Diaco is like the Highlander dude...
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

He's not able to be cloned...it would cause a rupture in the space time continuum and quite possibly could end our existence.

Kinda like on Ghostbusters, don't cross the streams.
but it worked with them...hmmm

Ah! I see...wow but if we ruptured space time continuum couldn't he fix it? And than once he did we'd have TWO Diacos!

we can only hope he is immortal...

We can hope.....

 

[BurningRiver]

Diaco isn't right or left handed, he writes with his middle hand

i laughed out loud there

 

[mgriff]

Underneath his immaculately groomed hair, lies another fist.

 

[IrishBlood81]

An article concerning his Diaconess


Meet Notre Dame's Bob Diaco, College Football's Next Big Coaching Name | Bleacher Report

 

[NDbrbkny]

Bob Diaco is a based god....

 

[Nothingman]

Diaco is like the Highlander dude...
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

He's not able to be cloned...it would cause a rupture in the space time continuum and quite possibly could end our existence.

Kinda like on Ghostbusters, don't cross the streams.but it worked with them...hmmm

Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

P.S. Bob Diaco can divide by zero.

 

[IHateMarkMay]

Bob Diaco knows Pi... all of it.

 

[Me2SouthBend]

Diaco tells Mother Nature what the weather will be. Not to date myself (that phrase is kind of creepy) but when Bob Diaco talks, EF Hutton listens.

 

[IrishBlood81]

Diaco is the Kraken of the good side disguised as a man.

 

[SLCIRISH]

Diaco taught Yoda the force, Diaco is the force.

 

[SLCIRISH]

Diaco once gave Lou Holtz a halftime speach.

 

[SLCIRISH]

Diaco is the one who converted Paul to Christanity.

 

[IrishBlood81]

Just in from B&G;
The Diaco is filling in the injuries for the packers and actually it was he who made both interceptions.

 

[Old Man Mike]

Opposing offensive coordinators have petitioned the NCAA to ban Bob Diaco from football due to unfair "symbolic advantage".
OC AID spelled backwards is DIACO.... Can't blame them.

 

[GreatGolson]

Bob Diaco forced the fumble in the 3rd qtr

 

[IrishBlood81]

Bob Diaco forced the fumble in the 3rd qtr

I had a hunch that was him too but it was unreported for fear of over awesoming him.

 

[NDbrbkny]

Bob Diaco won mvp of superbowl he is gonna go to disney world

 

[Riddickulous]

Bob Diaco once beat Rocket Ismail in a footrace. True story.

 

[Old Man Mike]

Bob Diaco met the "most interesting man in the world". After a minute, MIMITW changed his name to the Most Interesting Man In Trenton New Jersey. Bob said: I wasn't aware that there WERE interesting men in Trenton New Jersey. MIMITNJ said: "you are correct, Sir".

 

[SLCIRISH]

Diaco once re-recruited my wife for me, after she gave a verbal to a divorce lawyer.

 

[Veer option]

Bob Diaco met the "most interesting man in the world". After a minute, MIMITW changed his name to the Most Interesting Man In Trenton New Jersey. Bob said: I wasn't aware that there WERE interesting men in Trenton New Jersey. MIMITNJ said: "you are correct, Sir".

 

[O'Aviles]

Bob has counted to infinity - twice

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Google won't search for Bob Diaco because it knows you don't find Bob Diaco, he finds you.