ND on CFL's What If?...Again Today

[Riddickulous]

This time: What if Urban Meyer chose Notre Dame and not Florida?

Basic summary: We don't do as well in 2005 and 2006 and don't make a BCS bowl either season. Meyer lands QB Cameron Newton for his spread at Notre Dame and we do much better from 2007-2009, making two BCS bowls in the process.

Meanwhile, at Florida, Steve Spurrier is hired and they still win the 2006 BCS title. But Spurrier sucks at recruiting and they soon fall off the map again.

Tim Tebow goes to Alabama and they keep Mike Shula.

Jimmy Clausen goes to USC, not ND, and is the starter headed into 2010 with USC on the brink of winning a title.

Another silly scenario.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

What if frogs had wings?

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

CFL has let me down with this segment. i would rather them take those five min and give me some thing that is relevant to the upcoming season!

 

[Sherm Sticky]

What if George O'leary didn't forge his resume whatever years ago and was the Coach of ND?!

Who cares it didn't happen and it can't be changed!

 

[irishlaw77]

Harry Caray: Hey! Now Ken, we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.
Ken Waller: Yes, that's true Harry.
Harry Caray: But what if it were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it then?
Ken Waller: What?
Harry Caray: I know I would. Heck! I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser. - - - I would do it. Would you?

 

[NDinL.A.]

I've watched almost every sicgle one, nad it's amazing how many have directly involved ND (like today), or eventually involved ND. It's safe to say that we have been involved in more of these 'what ifs' than any other school.

And that's crazy considering how irrelevant everyone keeps telling us we are...

 

[military_irish]

what if Notre Dame was never founded? now ponder that one

 

[GoingGreen]

It's amazing how many of these end up involving Notre Dame. Almost all of them, no matter what team, end with Notre Dame not hiring Brian Kelly.

 

[dshans]

what if Notre Dame was never founded? now ponder that one

Brings to mind an old joke: Father Sorin and his entourage were traveling from the east coast in 1841 to establish a Catholic college on the west coast in southern California. They made it as far as South Bend when winter set in. They decided to wait until the weather cleared ...

 

[jason_h537]

am i the only one who pictures dshans avatar and signiture as before and after pictures of him?

 

[IrishAddiction]

am i the only one who pictures dshans avatar and signiture as before and after pictures of him?

haha nope... seems like a resemblance to me as well.

 

[johnnykillz]

I've often pondered if he were a vampire also...

 

[dshans]

am i the only one who pictures dshans avatar and signiture as before and after pictures of him?

Damn. Busted! It was all the second hand THC inadvertently inhaled as I trod the quads to diligently attend classes, daily Mass, pep rallies and home football and basketball games. I wasn't safe from the noxious fumes even during my many, many hours in the (now) Hesburgh Library. Damn Hippies.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm telling you guys, SirDishHands is Willie Nelson.

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[johnnykillz]

I think he and Erik Northman had ties over seas before Dshans took on Indiana county and Erik split to Louisiana.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

what if Notre Dame was never founded? now ponder that one

Too damn funny.

 

[dshans]

I'm telling you guys, SirDishHands is Willie Nelson.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Willie Nelson. I once was red headed. Strawberry blonde, really. Crew cuts as a kid in the Florida sun did in the red. I've always been strange. A One-Time Red Headed Stranger, if you will.

 

[Sherm Sticky]

am i the only one who pictures dshans avatar and signiture as before and after pictures of him?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GreatGolson]

so dshans is immortal, so are you friends with Keanu Reves by any chance? Google Image Result for http://img2.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/4f/1f/tamarin0902/folder/94489/img_94489_22134625_0?1256744634

 

[dshans]

GreatDayne, you big dawg, you:
The matter of my possible immortality is uncertain. Check back in 2210 to see how it's going. Neo is one of my successes. Larry King, who was in my kindergarten class, not so much. Jason Bourne is #3 on my speed dial list. I wrote off Cher years ago. She's not worth the effort. So far so good with Betty White.

 

[IrishAddiction]

...... So far so good with Betty White.

Careful though dshans, we are only one hospital visit away from a real golden girls reunion. Im still morning from the last one.

 

[Riddickulous]

GreatDayne, you big dawg, you:
The matter of my possible immortality is uncertain. Check back in 2210 to see how it's going. Neo is one of successes. Larry King, who was in my kindergarten class, not so much. Jason Bourne is #3 on my speed dial list. I wrote off Cher years ago. She's not worth the effort. So far so good with Betty White.

GreatDayne is not immortal, so he will not be able to check back in 2210.

Careful though dshans, we are only one hospital visit away from a real golden girls reunion. Im still morning from the last one.

Your man card just ended up in a maximum security prison.

 

[Irish.Ca]

Poor Willie, bet he still has wood from participating in the Jess Simpson music video. Did you ever want to be a car that badly in your life, watching her scrub it. Mmmm.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Willie Nelson... .

Not even once?

 

[GreatGolson]

GreatDayne is not immortal, so he will not be able to check back in 2210.

Or am i? (que music from Dramatic Hedgehog)

 

[dshans]

Not even once?

Nope. Nein. Non. Nyet.

 

[ACamp1900]

What if ESPN actually stuck to real news and reporting instead of wasting their time with stupid shit like this??????

 

[dshans]

Speaking of Willie, I remember him in a 1979 movie Electric Horseman, starring Robert Redford and Jane Fonda. His character was a member of Sonny Steele's (Redford's character) crew. When they rolled into Vegas (or maybe Reno) they were talking about what they planned to do that night. One of Willie's lines was "I'm gonna find me a woman with lips that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch," or something like that. I laughed my ass off. My then future, and now ex, wife didn't. Foreshadow?

 

[military_irish]

What if ESPN actually stuck to real news and reporting instead of wasting their time with stupid shit like this??????

Because its there form of "entertainment"so if they reported real news they wouldn't be ESPN anymore, they would just be SPN

 

[Riddickulous]

Or am i? (que music from Dramatic Hedgehog)

That may be.

But are you ETERNAL like Shaq Evans, creator of man and god of wide receivers?