Probation Really Hurting The Trojans

[BGIF]

These Song Girls look like rejects from the casting call for "The Replacements"

Song Girl Monday: 7-5-2010 - TrojanWire

Check the sweater on the third one from the right in photo#1, the 28A. Looks like a 7th grader.

Nice form on the "We're #1" girl on the far right.

The blonde in photo #2 looks like the poster girl for "See Your West Virginia Dentist Before It's Too Late". Is that a large gap or just the sundial effect from her nose at noon? Blonde in #2 is the muffin top in photo #1 (2nd from left) . And what's with the pucker under the "S"? Trips? Or is that where she keeps her stash?

 

[Irish.Ca]

Ahhhhhhh, the University of Sucking $ock!

 

[dshans]

And what's with the pucker under the "S"?

Maybe it's part of the block and tackle system engineered by USC's finest Mechanical Engineering Doctoral Candidates intended to "lift, separate and support" the silicone implants designed by their Materials Science and Design Engineers PhD candidates.

The "7th grader" apparently slept late the day the wonders of modern physiotechnology were handed out.

 

[DirtySecret]

If they only had a brain

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[phork]

Not to mention Henderson has been let out of his letter.

 

[ACamp1900]

Not to mention Henderson has been let out of his letter.

He would have been such a scholar upgrade at SC... he knew that one letter really well...

















what??... I just drove 12 hours cross country... I'm tired.

 

[dshans]

what??... I just drove 12 hours cross country... I'm tired.

Get some sleep. Clear your head. Dream good dreams of Texas. Be good to your wife. Keep posting – no matter how incomprehensible, inane or inconsequential.



I know whereof I speak.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Get some sleep. Clear your head. Dream good dreams of Texas. Be good to your wife. Keep posting – no matter how incomprehensible, inane or inconsequential.



I know whereof I speak.

"Listen to him Flounder...(I mean Camper), he's pre-law.

I thought he was pre-med? What's the difference?"

 

[dshans]

"Listen to him Flounder...(I mean Camper), he's pre-law.

I thought he was pre-med? What's the difference?"

I know not whereof you speak. Sheesh. I'm doomed! I lost my connection to most things contemporary when my son graduated from college last year and permanently (I hope?) moved out to stake his own place, and make his own mark, on the world. I was still able to make him furrow his brow and roll his eyes when he treated me to dinner at a wonderful Chinese restaurant on Fathers Day. It's nice that his palate has evolved to the point where we can now both appreciate dishes with three chili ratings.

Now to wean him of his cheap-ass-college-student addiction to Taco Bell. So much good food, so much good heat; so little time and so little money.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

I know not whereof you speak. Sheesh. I'm doomed! I lost my connection to most things contemporary when my son graduated from college last year and permanently (I hope?) moved out to stake his own place, and make his own mark, on the world. I was still able to make him furrow his brow and roll his eyes when he treated me to dinner at a wonderful Chinese restaurant on Fathers Day. It's nice that his palate has evolved to the point where we can now both appreciate dishes with three chili ratings.

Now to wean him of his cheap-ass-college-student addiction to Taco Bell. So much good food, so much good heat; so little time and so little money.

I think Taco Bell could make quite the suitable meal....with copious amounts of alcohol and perhaps little people streaming out of a Volkswagon Bug all the while being shot at by trapeze performers with tennis ball launchers from above......... (Nevermind, my buzz is wearing off..........)

 

[dshans]

I think Taco Bell could make quite the suitable meal....with copious amounts of alcohol and perhaps little people streaming out of a Volkswagon Bug all the while being shot at by trapeze performers with tennis ball launchers from above......... (Nevermind, my buzz is wearing off..........)

Yup. The pisser though, is when your buzz wears off between the time you pull into the drive-thru line to place your order and you're handed a bag with pathetic "Americanized" versions of Mexican food and salsa 30 minutes later.

I feel fortunate to live in an area of Minneapolis that has become a major enclave of Mexicanos (Mejicanos for you, Johnnykilz) so there are many, many sources for comida buena. There are also Hmong (Thai), Carribean and Somali restaurants within spitting distance of my feet and wallet.

My son is across the river in St. Paul in an area heavily populated by Americans of Chinese and Vietnamese descent. I stick to my Irish pubs for Guinness and stew.

 

[KPENN]

If they only had a brain

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Funny thing is they are smarter then the football players.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Hilarious. I don't know what's funnier: the fact that the BiGIF chose to post this pic, or the fact that the BiGIF chose to analyze the pic. Or the fact that I actually opened two screens to analzye his analysis. Or the fact that I keep typing "anal" when looking at Song girls.

Regarding the "pucker" under the "S" (another hysterical observation...) I think Adidas summed it up with:

"Attend up the passion on your training with the adidas TECHFIT ™ Powerweb Sententious. TECHFIT™ Powerweb is adidas’ top invariable TECHFIT ™ goods. It improves society steadiness and position, while reducing muscle vibration though foremost compression.

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[Praytorian]

In extension, strategically placed Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) power bands trade to trust in and remake the energy of an athlete’s gesticulation, which would normally be vanished, into increased scamper and power. Banding and compression improves cadaver do for effect and reduces muscle vibration. Enhances efficaciousness and reduces forcefulness detriment. Converts athlete’s verve into increased expeditiousness and power. "

You all thought he was just a deer. ITS DON KING!!!